Can someone please HELP???????? I am in a major dilemma.?

Question

Ok i am in a computer lab right now. i have no pants or underwear on, but my legs are under the desk so i dont think anyone knows. i need to get out of the lab without anyone noticing im naked. i do have a t shirt on. there are probably around 50 people in here and people come and go frequently. the lab is open and busy 24/7. I have nothing with me but my shirt and a baconator from wendy's. What should i do? Help?

Answer 1

Wrap your shirt around yourself like a diaper.

Answer 2

haha

Answer 3

If you were me, you'd be proud of the opportunity to "showoff" but seeing that you are a "little guy" i'd recommend using a pickle from your sandwich to cover yourself up and eat the rest while walking out like nothing was wrong.

good luck.

Answer 4

Stand up and jump around and yell at mr. nesvacil. He will say no naked people because that is his number one policy and he will give you OCS for 87 years.