Can someone please explain what a chuck norris joke is?

Question

I've heard my mates say it a few times but don't understand.

Have a good one...

Answer 1

Are you blonde or just been living in abdugaby where there is no TV, radio, or any news at all?  

baka baka what!!

Answer 2

it's a joke about chuck norris, but it doesn't make fun of him, it makes him glorious and powerful

like "if chuck norris flips you off, that's how many seconds you have left to live"

Answer 3

They are unrealistic jokes about Chuck Norris who plays movies as a tough guy who can beat up anyone, including a room full of ninjas.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does push ups he's really pushing the world away from him.

Answer 4

A Chuck Norris joke is when people say something that makes Chuck Norris out to be a badass or, in some cases, the greatest human being alive.

This is funny because Chuck Norris is known only for being in bad action movie's playing a badass.  Or for being the guy that fought Bruce lee in "Return of the Dragon" or the guy that brought us the home gym.  The jokes are all about irony see, because Chuck Norris really isn't a badass ;)

Answer 5

chuck norris is an actor.....walker texas ranger.....he's a tough guy. get your mates to explain the jokes to you, probably be the easiest way. good luck : )

when chuck norris steps in a puddle, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the puddle gets chuck norris.

Answer 6

There are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes, maybe hundreds.  They all revolve around the concept that he is so tough, the regular rules don't apply.

Examples:  

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.  

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets.  Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.