Can someone please help me with this poem?

Question

Ode To Sausages:

Sausages, sausages, how yummy you are,

Sausages, sausages, all over my car.

Sausages, sausages, I love you,

Sausages, sausages, koo koo ka choo.

Sausages, sausages, you smell so delish,

Sausages, sausages, like a big stinky fish.

*cries*

Sausages, sausages, so firm to the touch,

Sausages, sausages, I love you so much.

Sausages, sausages, in my ear.

Sausages, sausages, up my rear.

*cries again*

How can I improve upon this masterpiece in the making?

Answer 1

That was very touching. It's perfect the way that it is.

My only input would be:

sausages sausages, you come from afar

sausages sausages, always above par

Answer 2

LMAO....indeed there is no need for improvment....

Answer 3

only if you have this playing in the background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUrsHZSds...

Answer 4

omg it sucks

Answer 5

I'm hungry.

*cries*

Answer 6

scratch n' sniff patch ?

Answer 7

I got nothing, but Kevin's video...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

One can't improve on a masterpiece, merely appreciate it.

I don't use the world incomparable lightly.

Sausages, sausages, so much to love,

Sausages, sausages, free them from the glove...

Answer 9

*Cries*

The best master piece I've ever read!

*Cries more*

...You forget to mention gravey though. *Sniffle*

Answer 10

ROFLMAO! that's friggin hilarious, don't change a thing its just right

Answer 11

haha it's awesome! ♥

Answer 12

Have the little short-haired Chinese girl sing it on Letterman.

Answer 13

You can't. It's perfect. I love you my little sausage.

*cries until I pass out*

Answer 14

By forgetting it

Answer 15

The Cat is in Awe of your Sausage Imagery.  He feels you should actually put the "cries" at the bottom of the poem for full affect. Then it would be perfect.  More perfect than China even!

Answer 16

I'm so verklempt right now, I don't know what to say. That was beautiful and eloquent. So packed with meaning and innuendo.

That should be inscrbed on the doors of the Smoked Sausage Hall of Fame.

(cries li'l smokies, not those cheap vienna sausages)

Answer 17

Wow....beautiful....I think you are in good company..didn't Edgar Allan Poe write one about sausage too?

And the sausage, never fattening, still is sizzling, still is sizzling

On the lovely bust of Wonder just above my bedroom door;

And it's ingredients have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er it streaming throws it's shadow on the floor;

And my butt from out that shadow that lies flaccid on the bed,

Shall be fatty - nevermore!