Can someone please tell me how to type in that Jamaican accent?

Question

like

"ah suh mi affi..."

"den nuh u a mek di"

i don't get it...

Answer 1

You speak Jamaican, lay of the ganja mon.

Answer 2

It's called Patois (patwa). It's a mix between english, creole, spanish and african. It's a language all its own and it takes a while to get used to. jamaicans.com has some patios lessons online.  

Answer 3

If you don't get it, then why do you want to type it? Besides, Jamaicans don't type with an "accent" and the ones who do are faking it. Most likely, if you see a Jamaican type in Patois, it's because they're trying to TEACH Patois via the internet and typing like that to help pronounce words better in the language..but they don't ACTUALLY type like that. They type like the rest of us, it's HEARING them that's different. That's like asking how to type with a British accent...

Answer 4

hah no-on types with an accent except the Scottish, they're the only people crazy enough to do it.