Can someone please write me a Modest Proposal on global warming?

Question

Can someone please write me a Modest Proposal on global warming?

Answer 1

I can't top evans_michael_ya's answer.  It's the most in the spirit of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal".

Answer 2

if You mean a Sarcastic essay to solve a problem.

make a giant rocket to move the earth farther away from the sun, or blow up the sun, or make a Dyson sphere

Answer 3

NO, I can’t, I’m not that full of c**p.

Answer 4

Earth is being sucked into a black hole called the Milky Wave

Answer 5

no.  it's your work.  but you might consider how much food would be available, and how cheap it would be if we could grow corn and wheat, etc in Canada and Siberia.  and how many people could really enjoy living there.  clearly fodder for a good paper.

and with all the glaciers melted, there'd be more fresh water -- maybe even enough for Saudi Arabia and Africa, and all those starving people would be happy and well fed.  come'on, you can do it.

oh, and the oceans would be bigger, and more fish would grow, and all the fishermen of the world would catch more fish and grow really rich.  really, this is just too easy.

Answer 6

It's all about carbon credits=money!

Another way for us to be taxed!

Don't get me wrong, using petro based chemicals faster than they can replenish themselves isn't right but neither is selling your carbon credits to a company that makes more pollution then the environment can handle.

Answer 7

Here's a general outline:

Propose to do nothing because action will change our way of life.  As temperatures rise and national resources shift, power struggles will result in global war.  The resultant nuclear winter will solve global warming...while maintaining our way of life.

Disclaimer:  I believe "global warming" is a natural phenomenon and man is an insect on the windshield of this vehicle we call earth.

Answer 8

Do your own homework

You will feel better in the long run