Can someone tell me a very funny embarrassing story?

Question

I just need a very funny embarrassing story to make me laugh:) I need something to brighten up my day. Whoever has the best story i will vote as best answer.

Answer 1

Dress Up Day at school in 6th grade.
My teacher had told us this story of how two boys in another homeroom dressed up as girls a couple of years earlier. She talked about how funny it was and wondered if any boys in our class would do it. I had a huge crush on the teacher, and wasn't the only boy who did. Anyway this boy talked me and two others into doing it.
It was embarrassing enough just calling my neighbor, who was in my grade but in another homeroom. I asked her to borrow some of her clothes and when I told her why she couldn't wait to help me pick out an outfit. My mom borrowed a wig from her friend and did my make up. I went to school wearing a pink blouse, black knee-length ruffled skirt, white knee socks, shiny black girl shoes, make up and a long brown wig with a pink ribbon in it.
I was horrified to find that not only were the other boys not dressed as girls, no one else was dressed up at all. It was the wrong day! 0_0 I had gotten mixed up and dressed up a day too early. Try explaining that.
To make matters worse, my teacher got me up in front of the class to look me over and comment. Everyone giggled and laughed. I wanted to disappear.