Can someone tell me how this doesn't sound right?

Question

I read this thing on myspace and I said it to my friend and she said it doesn't sound right and I said it to my other two friends and one said it was funny and one said it was cute and my sisters said it was cute too. This is what was on myspace

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag don't worry I told santa I wanted you for christmas.

How does it not sound right?

Answer 1

Not sure.Maybe she though that meant Santa wanted to rape her?[Since he put her in a bag...].

Answer 2

don't know

I think it's cute too

:D

Answer 3

It lacks proper punctuation.  It should read:

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't worry.  I told santa I wanted you for christmas.