Can someone translate from Turkish to English? Thanks!?

Question

1: arkadan nasil bakiyo

1: ac len

1: hic domuz tassagi gordunmu

2: Sara ne yapıyor pozda

2: barıştınızmı

1: yooo

1: hayir

2: eeee

1: bizimki modern bosanma

2: Amerikan usulümü

1: evet

1: batman canli

2: evden ne zaman çıkıyon

2: biliyomda

1: eylul sonu herhalde

1: yarin imzayi atiyoz

Answer 1

1: See how he/she stares from the back

1: Open it!

1: Have you ever seen a pig's testicles?

2: What's Sara doing in the picture?

2: Did you make up?

1: Nope

1: We didn't

2: So?

1: This is what you call a "modern divorce"

2: American style?

1: Yep

1: Batman is alive*

2: When do you move out of the house?

2: Yeah, I know

1: End of September I guess

1: We're signing papers tomorrow

* Batman can be the superhero or the city Batman in Turkey. I have no idea what is meant here.