Can someone translate this Turkish sentence to English for me?

Question

the şampiyon tabi bochum u yenrsem bna teeşekür edersin

Answer 1

It's very bad Turkish:

"the" doesn't mean anything or it's the name of a team

şampiyon means champion

tabi means of course

bochum (city in Germany)

yenersem means if I beat

bana (not bna)  teeşekür edersin means in this sense you would be grateful.

The whole sentence (actually it's not a correct sentence)

"The" is champion of course. If I beat Bochum you would be grateful to me.