Can somone cach a leprachan for me?

Question

I need a leprachan for specail reasons. Can one of you teach me how to cach one or just cach one 4 me???

Answer 1

I'm trying to, but every time I try to call someone to order a leprachan trap, they either hang up or just laugh at me. What's up with that? Why don't they take me seriously? Hmmmm. Why don't you just send me $1000 dollars and I'll see what I can come up with ok?

Signed, Mr. Pumpkin Pants.

Answer 2

Yeah, I'll get right on this.

Answer 3

Sure I just need you to wire me 10,000$ to this Nigerian bank account

Answer 4

If I could catch a leprechaun it would be for me, not you.

Answer 5

Alright there is three main things that you need to do to catch a leprechaun, you're lucky because i usually charge 60 dollars an hour for this but ur lucky and just for the record learn how to spell leprechaun ur not going to catch one unless you learn how to spell it.

ONE: The first step to catching a leprechaun is to believe, you have to have the self confidence to become a leprechaun hunter and to be able to catch one.

TWO: The second step is to have the physical stature to catch a leprechaun you have to train by running at least 17-23 miles a day because leprechauns are intensely fast creatures. You have to be in shape to get that pot of gold.

THREE:People don't usually get past the second step because there not determined and they don't have the confidence and the physical ability to catch a leprechaun.Don't worry because i believe in you so here is step 3: The third step is to be careful that you don't hurt the leprechauns feelings. leprechauns are very sensitive creatures and if you scare it away it might never come back. At all times you must be equipped with a grade A leprechaun whistle some leprechaun poison.

Four: If you actually catch the leprechaun you probably on one main thing from him/her that big fat POT O' GOLD. In order to acsess the leprechauns pot of gold you have to treat it with care and love. It needs three back rubs a day and they only use Pantene Pro V shampoo and only Dial soap. After a while he will be come friendly and he will get jittery and break dance all over the place and start eating its own skin for this you need to buy a leprechaun muzzle to help and cure it after this he will take you to an underwater cave and give it to you.For further information on how to catch a leprechaun you can call: 1-800-595-3894 or You can buy my book called: How to Catch a Leprechaun By:Bobby Flay (Master Leprechaun Hunter)

Answer 6

firs of all go to Puerto Rico and buy a goat,than make a trap with it