Can the high consumption of Beef Curtains cause nausea and vomiting?

Question

Can the high consumption of Beef Curtains cause nausea and vomiting?

Answer 1

no I recommend it

Answer 2

It all depends on the state of the clopper. If it is a feral, bushy and uinkempt affair, it is best to "test the waters" with a  finger, which can be discretely sniffed, before any commitment to "go south" is made. If any form of crust or flakiness is encountered, make your excuses, and call her a cab.

Remember, rancid pissflaps are probably the biggest cause of impotence that there is, so be careful down there.

Answer 3

No, but I know a guy who loved eating them so much that when his wife was about to serve him dinner, she said "It's curtains for you!".

Answer 4

Train up on shellfish first.