Can this be accomplished in our lifetime?

Question

it defies physics but here is my theory- possible

jump off a 30 foot diving board do 3 backflips while eating 300 gummy bears and traveling at speeds of over 3000 miles per hour. with the exception of being 3 thousand trillio years old

Answer 1

Maybe not on Earth... try somewhere without gravity, maybe add some jet propulsion to get your 3000 mph and maybe 25 gummy worms instead of 100 gummy bears so you don't have to waste as much time taking your hand to your mouth (a 30 ft trip at 3000 mph would be over quick)

Love the gummy bears!

Answer 2

no....?

Answer 3

I does sound a bit too unlikely