Can u PLEASE explain this QUOTE????

Question

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. Benny Hill

What does this mean???

Answer 1

LOL yeah its a bit perverted... He is saying, I like girls when they are horizontal ;P

Answer 2

Well what I got from it was either:

When girls are s***s thats great (lol)

OR

When girls are individuals they are supery cool. I like to think it's this one lol.

Answer 3

I think it is saying that girls are best when they are laying down. I think it's sexual.  

Answer 4

that means he likes girl better when they are not upright (laying down)

Answer 5

Its sexual in nature meaning if a women is in a horizontal position shes laying down and in a position for s*x. That's Benny Hill

Answer 6

when there on the the piano there not grand?

I think this quote seems like a riddle.

Answer 7

if someone is not upright (literally) then that person is lying down....

"Chicks are like pianos.   When they're lying down, they're being great in bed.."    ...so to speak

Answer 8

Oh. well, probably that means girls are fine if they're not "upright" , whatever that means.

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Answer 9

In the context of this pun:

Upright has two meanings: standing vertical and morally virtuous.

Grand has two meanings: a type of piano in which the sounding board is horizontal rather than vertical (an "upright" piano) and "wonderful"

Benny likes 'em horizontal and not too virtuous . . . it is rude and lewd and probably not a quote to include in your high-school civics essay.

Answer 10

I'm not soo good with this stuff but what i do know is that there are 2 types of pianos, odviously, up right and grand, so i think he's saying that proper/up right girl are not his type.  

Answer 11

it means you are great on your back

Answer 12

There are 2 kinds of piano: the standard "upright" style (think boogie-woogie music) and the formal "grand" piano (think classical music). Benny Hill just uses the words very literally to say that when they are not upright (standing up) - meaning they must be lying down - then they are grand - meaning they are wonderful . So women are wonderful when they are lying down.

Answer 13

It's a play on words. Two types of pianos are the upright piano and the grand piano. What he's saying by wording it this way is that when girls are lying down (to have s*x with), it's "grand" (meaning, in this case, good or awesome or great).

Answer 14

He likes them to be lying down...

Answer 15

It has a sexual enunendo(this means that something is being hinted at but not directly stated). When girls are not uprite (style of piano). meaning standing up or any thing that is the opposite of laying down. they(girls) are grand!(a style of piano). This would be a musicians style of joke.

see the link for the pianos

Answer 16

seems like he saying he can play us