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Can u make me laugh im depress?

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okay once my brother was chasing me in the house cause i spat on him because he was making fun of me. so i ran to the washroom and i locked myself in there for half an hour. i slowly opened the door and i saw him standing on a chair behind the door with a glass cup filled with water. i closed the door as fast as i could when i saw him and all i heard was the glass up braking into pieces on the floor. and then i opened the door and he had a shard of glass wedged on his index finger. sounds mean, but you should of seen what he was saying...

he was like

"oh no, oh no, please no, oh my god, oh no no oh no"

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WHO SAYS OH NO? and then he ran to my neighbor's house because she's a nurse and my mom was over.
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My sense of humour is rarely shared by many others, the things I find funny are anything in every day stuff and in this site Q+A.
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What goes "99...thump...99...thump" a centipede with a wodden leg! Cheer up! Love ya!
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just think of your blessings! i can make you laugh for a few seconds but i'd rather make you happy the rest of your life.. so think of all the persons who love you! know that God is with you always!
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2 Blondes were goin to Disneyland on the interstate. The exit sign said DISNEYLAND LEFT..... They started crying and went home! lol

Cheer Up life is beautiful
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Last night I dreamed I ate a pillow . .

And when I woke up, my 5-lb. marshmallow was gone!
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what do fish eat?

watermelon.................... get it water- melon haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha you know your laughn. would it help if i danced?
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roses are blue violets are green some poems rythm but this one dont
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why. . . . . .I really want to know
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smoke some greens!! chea!
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a kid is digging a hole in his backyard. his neighbor lady looks over the fence and is all "that's a pretty serious hole you're digging." and the kid's all "yeah my goldfish died." and she's all "that's kind of big for a goldfish don't you think? why are you making it that large?" and he says "because it's inside your stupid cat."

Jesus loves you! and that's the truest thing ever. period. be happy :)
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Look in the mirror!!!
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EAT some chocolate!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!
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