Can u read me a bedtime story

Question

i cant sleep plz...

Answer 1

once upon a time there was a weirdo that went on yahoo and wrote pls read me a bedtime story i cant go 2 sleep, then he died because he got molested by michael jackson,

Answer 2

It was a dark and a stormy night, and a band of outlaws were seated around a fire.

"A story!" cried one, and this was the story he told:

It was a dark and a stormy night, and a band of outlaws were seated around a fire.

"A story!" cried one, and this was the story he told:

It was a dark and a stormy night, and a band of outlaws were seated around a fire.

"A story!" cried one, and this was the story he told:

It was a dark and a stormy night...

Answer 3

once apon a time a midget named bob snuck into your room and was living in your closet. Every night he would come out and eat your food and m********e while watching you sleep .

Now go to sleep and pleas dont look in the closet first..

Ok lets make side bets

Who thinks he looks in the closet before going to bed?