Can u say something funny or insulting?

Question

I challenge you to either make me laugh or to make me mad with your words. I would rather laugh, but i know how much people like to insult others on here and the insults might actually make me laugh cuz I don't give a sht what other people think!

Answer 1

Here's a little story for you.

Salamanca Inchcape was well-beloved by her kindergarnters for her story-telling ability.  One day she was telling the story of Chicken Little.  When she came to the part where Chicken LIttle tells Farmer Brown that the sky is falling, she stopped.  "And what, do you think, Farmer Brown said to Chicken LIttle?" she asked the children.  Without hesitation, little Jacky piped up, "Well, I think he said, 'Holy $h!t - a talking chicken." Miss Inchcape was unable to continue.

Answer 2

May you have food and raiment

A soft pillow for your head

May you be forty years in heaven

Before the devil knows you're dead !

Answer 3

Well, I would talk about your momma...but she is already being talked about enough after making the front page of crack-w***e magazine.