Can we get the City of Phoenix to impose a tax on condoms? To fund abstinence education and purity balls?

Question

Can we get the City of Phoenix to impose a tax on condoms? To fund abstinence education and purity balls?

Answer 1

Sure... and we should tax alcohol to pay for abortions while we're at it.

Answer 2

I think that just might work....

what are purity balls?

Answer 3

man what a buzz kill.  s*x for ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!  *throws condoms*

Answer 4

And then we can pass a law saying it is the 1950s again and get everyone to dress up like Grease.

Answer 5

HA  ha  This is funny. I say get them to tax stupid people and bail the whole state out of debt.

Answer 6

Excellent idea. If the purity balls commence the night with the song by Roy Zimmerman, the lryics to this PURE song are below:

Oh baby, looking at you tonight

There’s something I’d like to do tonight

And I believe in Abstinence Only

But I don’t want to leave you lonely

So abstain with me, baby

All night long

Come over and refrain with me, baby

All night long

I’m gonna wanna jump you bones

I’m gonna have to dump that jones

So come on now, get stalled in Lover’s Lane with me

Abstain with me

Oh baby, when you’re not there I’m blue

Yeah, baby, I think you know where I’m blue

I remember s*x education

As approved by the administration

So abstain with me, baby

All night long

Come on and feel the strain with me, baby

We’re gonna have the urge to merge

An urge we’re gonna have to purge on the verge

So come on now, be in excruciating pain with me

Abstain with me

Oh baby

Oh baby

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby

We’re gonna wanna rock and roll

We’re gonna have to balk and go bowling or something

So come on now, try not to slit a vein with me

Abstain with me

Answer 7

All of the retirees will surely support something as positive as that...