Can we make a pill that eliminates human waste before it begins?

Question

Kind of like a septic cleaner for the human intestines? Imagine never having to take a dump ever again... Well it's fun sometimes, but believe me, I'd trade every glorious c**p I ever took for the one day it came out when I didn't want it to...

Answer 1

nope

thats humanity, dont loose that

Answer 2

A grate Idea! just to help those with digestive problems and time wasting. we really need  those eliminating pills.

Answer 3

Yeah but what about all the stuff that you body absurd as your food went down your pipes through the body, like vitamins, nutrients, minerals and all that stuff?  A good dump means that you are healthy.  If you don't go you will get sick.

Answer 4

No.  Can't be done.

f***s is an incredibly complex combination of waste products.  And getting rid of it is pretty important.

Answer 5

huh thats disgusting -.-

Answer 6

no, don't see it happening.

Answer 7

Yes, I've thought about it often. Imagine, instead of a pill,  being able to release your bodily wastes through the pores of your skin and instead of stinking it would attract the opposite s*x and be good for the skin too. Now why didn't God think of that?