Can we prove veg*nism is right?

Question

Alright, I've noticed that many veg*ns (myself included) believe that their way of life is "right". Well, I got to thinking... two wrongs don't make a right, right? But, 3 lefts do make a right! (take a second to make three 90 degree left turns if you're Lost... Thursdays 10/9c on ABC) Now, I figure we can prove veg*nism is right (and not left and/or wrong), but it leads to another shocking discovery... that being on the left is associated with being wrong. And veg*nism is a very leftist sort of ideal. But then again, might doesn't always make right... see where I'm going with this? (P.S. I'm not going to be right) So if meat consumption is considered to make people big and strong (might), might that mean that it isn't right to write? And would it even be the sort of thing to write home about? I mean, what if your home is on the left, right? Do I have Mad Cow Disease?

Congrats if you understood all of that. You're either insane or a genius. Oh, and happy Friday!

Answer 1

I heartily concur with whatever it was that you said.

Answer 2

There isn't a semblance of sence left in whatever you just said, but I can only assume you are right. But how did this all "vegan"? Maybe your brain has died and you are now a vegetable. Lost as I may be, I don't watch any shows on ABC except Grey's Anatomy.

I think to prove veg*nism is right, you'd have to first seperate the directional variation of the word right, which pits it against left. Rather, see it as right in conjecture to the word "wrong"; wrong is often seen in reference to anyone that is not veg*n... yes, I believe that is right.

Veg*n is a rite of passage into the way of being right, but if you take it too far you are more like making it into a reich, which many people complain about ("vegan n**i" syndrome). You will notice that you walk funny, in a weird high-stepping way, grow a peculiar growth under your nose that isn't a lip, and your posture will be impeccable. Perhaps the condition is somehow linked to the clear lack of protein we veg*n people get. I myself always felt I was pro-teen, myself, that was the most carefree period of my life.

I think you should be careful taking any turns for the worse, so I would stay as far away from the right as possible, especially the religious right. There is a website dedicated to that,

http://www.fstdt.com

I visit often and laugh.

To avoid being right you should take four left turns (do not stop at the third left turn, do not pass go, and for God's sakes don't take that Godless Monopoly man's 200 dollars) and end up where you started from. Which is what's right to begin with, the veg*n way.

I don't think you have Mad Cow Disease, because you have to be a cow to have it. You might have the human variant, Creutzfeldt-Jacobs disease, which is very sad news, unless you are, in fact, into that sort of thing. What with it turning your brain into a sponge and all. Nothing against sponges, of course, they clean your dishes and that Bob sponge on T.V. is nice, though his pants are geometrically incorrect.

I cannot believe I participated in this. O_o

Answer 3

Three rights made a left in the Holy Grail.  That's how King Arthur ended up right back where from whence he started at the Castle ARGGGHHH!  You can only prove Veg'nism to be right if you convert everyone and it's the only diet that is left.

That is my contribution for today.  Have a great Weekend. Enjoy what is right of it.

Answer 4

since i have no idea what you just said.....

i guess i'm not insane, so that's a good thing.  

i'm also not a genius, and that kind of sucks.

happy friday to you, too!

(by the way, we could prove we're right a million times over and it would be like talking to a wall anyway.....don't we do that almost daily on this forum?  speaking (or typing, in our case) means nothing if no one is willing to listen with an open mind)

Answer 5

The answer is 42

Answer 6

we are designed to eat meat and veggies so veganism is not the way to go it is merely just a preference one chooses to take.

Answer 7

No.  It's a personal choice.  To each his own.  Vegetarians think they are right and people who eat meat think they are right.  Just like mothers who breast feed think that they are better than mothers who bottlefeed.  They aren't.  It's not what you feed you child.  It's that you love them.  You do what works for you but don't put others down for doing something different than you would do.

Answer 8

Smiles and nods,Smiles and nods.

Answer 9

It's right to write about such things JR. However, I have an issue with your avatar on the left. It is a painting, no? It looks like your brother (can I disclose that information here?) is holding a hamburger! It's either a hamburger or its his fist clenched in victory. If its the former, you confuse the non-veg*ns with that idea. Not only that, but he's holding the burger in his right hand. It contradicts your lifestyle choice and you know that we veg*ns are as "lefty" as they come. I hope you can clarify and or resolve that quickly.

You're right - in this country, people think that the left folks are wrong- overzealous, too sympathetic, bed-wetting, free-spirited hippie types who came off of some spaceship. It would take a lot to convince the public at large that this leftist idea is right (correct). (Have you seen the King of the Hill episode where Hank becomes a member of the co-op? That's how most mainstream Americans think of veg*ns. I close my case.)

I have two left feet (not when it comes to dancing..I'm black after all!) and two left hands. Therefore, I try to leave green footprints where I've been and I try to make good, wholesome foods with my hands. I too refuse to be right. You have my support.

With that said, have a fantabulous weekend!

::EDIT:: Yes, I certainly know too much. I'm super glad that's not a burger. Are you trying to tell me you don't watch King of th Hill? It's only the greatest show ever, right?

Oh. And to answer your question - Father McKenzie.

Answer 10

Left is right and right is wrong

Answer 11

Fight for your right to party. If you fight for your 3 lefts to party, they may not let you in. How can you ever get anywhere if you're always right? Right? I think I left something out.

Answer 12

Ok I am totally lost!

After much re-reading I have reached a conclusion: That veg*nism is both left, and right simultaneously. Is that right? LOL! ;)

Since it's Friday night (in the UK at least!), I guess I can share my Green & Blacks Organic Dark Chocolate with you guys. Or is it too good for sharing..?

Answer 13

What is right...right is what is acceptable and generally taken as the best course of action

is the western world right to drink alcohol (in moderation) or are Muslims right to not drink it?

are vegetarians right to give up meat, or are omnivores right to eat meat

to each person they are right, because it is the ideals that have been instilled upon them

some believe killing is right, others believe its wrong

so who is to really say whats right and wrong, its simply how we view something that determines whether we view it as right or wrong

cheers for the thumbs down...its cause i didn't say vegans are the best did i? i simply said every1 is right in their own eyes, if you all cant respect that then i have nothing more to say

Answer 14

FXB5-1

Edit: I did???