Can you answer these hockey questions about being a hockey fan through the years of your life????!!!!????

Question

1) You're 11 years old & on your public school team. You're the backup goalie. One day, the Catholic School coach says he has seen you in warm ups & the Catholic school is willing to pay your tuition if you would be their #1 goalie. Unfortunately, your parents are Protestant & they despise Catholics. Would you try to sneak & attend the Catholic school, even though it's against your family’s religious morals?

2) You're 15 years old & you got a date with the hottest peep in school, Pat. So, Pat likes hockey SO much that Pat insists that you wear your hockey uniform when you guys go to the movies, because it’s a turn on. Pat explains “not just your jersey…but pads & all.” Do you sacrifice comfort for being Pat’s turn on?

3) You're 25 years old, & you're attending a game with some friends. Evidently the graphic camera guy is drunk because when the “kiss cam” ends up zoomed in on your face, you look at the JumboTron & it says, “Show us you butt”. What do you do?

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Answer 1

1.Do it, If my parents care about me then they should let me make my own decisions and let me do something that i love.

2.Dump him! sorry i don&#039;t care if he is hot i&#039;m not going to dress up in a hockey uniform for him.

3.Turn around and act like i don&#039;t see it

4.Well thats why i love DVR because i would record his game and watch my game.

5.If she really wants to get married there then i would tell her to do it, its not her mother-in-law&#039;s wedding, its hers!

Answer 2

1)they would have to accept it cause i would go there

2)no way heis an ****** if he makes you

3)drunk-do it

    sober- never

4)split it switch channels on commercial breaks

5)remind her whose wedding it is and not to let some old ****** ruin her day

Answer 3

1. I did go to Catholic school when I was 11...publi school wasnt even an option because I was such a jerk as a kid LOL. Ultimately, in that situation, my parents wouldnt care if it were free. Whatev. Especially if it means I start.

2. Absolutely not. **** Pat, there&#039;s always Bobby, with an equally androgenous name.

3. You asked for it, your mistake.

4. Guh, I&#039;m such a push over, we&#039;d make a big friggin bowl of popcorn, and alternate channels. Crisis averted.

5. If the intended guy likes the idea guess what MIL, shut up. Its their wedding and Im not telling anybody to do with it. Maybe ,MIL can have a bigger hand in the actual ceremony...like paying for it.

Answer 4

1.) Yeah, I would go.  Catholic schools are really good for education too!  So my parents would probably be chill if they&#039;re going to pay my way through.

2.) NO!  Stupid Pat!  I&#039;m not walking around in ALL my gear, just to go with him.  So what if he&#039;s hot?  He&#039;s got a horrible personality!

3.) No thanks.  No booty for you.

4.) Yeah I let him watch it.  But during half-time I&#039;m switching channels!  Then I&#039;m converting him to hockey!

5.) So what...If she doesn&#039;t like it, she just won&#039;t come!  Of course when I&#039;m almost 70 I&#039;ll be nicer.  I would tell her to say, &quot;It&#039;s your son&#039;s wedding!  Don&#039;t miss the best day of his life!&quot; or other things to guilt trip that evil old woman.

Answer 5

1. My parents would be numbskulls if they let the differences in religion, which there isn&#039;t much between Protestants and Catholics.....come between me playing and becoming a better player.

2.No, I wouldn&#039;t where all that junk on a date. if she doesn&#039;t like me for me, then forget it.

3. Nothing

4. Never would this scenerio take place because no matter where I&#039;ve lived and how long I&#039;ve lived(52), there has always been an extra tv in the house.

5. I&#039;d say...forget the mother-in-law, if she&#039;s going to make a big deal out of that. There&#039;s many people people that don&#039;t get along with in-laws.....just do what you got to do.

Answer 6

1) Luckily for me, I am not a fan of organized religion.  If the priest vow to not touch my man junk, I go and play.

2) h**l no, Comfort is the key to my life.  I&#039;ll just go get it on with chubby Melissa if I need some.

3) Be careful what you assk for.

4) Yeah, I&#039;ll let the little puke watch.  As long as I have a cold one handy it will be ok.

5) Alienating mother in law is a good thing.  Hopefully she will be out of your life forever.  This may turn out to be your lucky day times 2!

Answer 7

1. Umm..probably not but maybe..

2. No thats a little ridiculous.

3. Show them my butt. :]

4. I let him watch the game, if the hockey game is regular season and not so important.

5. Talk to the Mother-in-Law about it. If she still refuses...probably change the place. Family is more important than where the reception is.

Answer 8

1)To save money I would do it.I don&#039;t see a Muslim scool looking for my services so no worries there.

2)No I do not..How can I perform the &quot;Reach your hand in the popcorn trick&quot; if I&#039;m in full pads?

3)Nah I don&#039;t show it..Many kids there.Although be mighty tempted to show it.Not too shy when it comes to that.

Less..I misunderstood

4)I let him watch the game.if hes a sports lover I&#039;m not going to discourage him in anyway.Don&#039;t care what sport it is...For the most part.

5)Tell her &quot;Honey,Don&#039;t worry we&#039;ll both be dead soon so you choose what you want&quot;.Very morbid I know.LOL

Answer 9

probablly not

i go to movies in my hockey gear anyways!

moon them!!!

Answer 10

1. Yeah if i&#039;d be number one!

2. Heck no it could be a joke he wouldnt be worth it

3. I dont show them my butt unless im drunk too!

4. Nope i would tell him its my tv

5.**** her its not all about her its about you

Answer 11

1.) yes, how would they no

2.) no, and then i&#039;d dump Pat for asking me to do that for him

3.) i would, only cuz i&#039;d be drunk too

4.) no, hockey&#039;s to important to me. he can go find somewhere else to watch it

5.) her soon to be mother in law is probably an old nasty lady anyway so who cares if shes there or not

Answer 12

1) You&#039;re 11 years old &amp; on your public school team. You&#039;re the backup goalie. One day, the Catholic School coach says he has seen you in warm ups &amp; the Catholic school is willing to pay your tuition if you would be their #1 goalie. Unfortunately, your parents are Protestant &amp; they despise Catholics. Would you try to sneak &amp; attend the Catholic school, even though it&#039;s against your family’s religious morals?

- I won&#039;t go near any religious school. Besides, I was such a good goalie, I&#039;d be weighing MANY offers.....(meanwhile back in the real world)

2) You&#039;re 15 years old &amp; you got a date with the hottest peep in school, Pat. So, Pat likes hockey SO much that Pat insists that you wear your hockey uniform when you guys go to the movies, because it’s a turn on. Pat explains “not just your jersey…but pads &amp; all.” Do you sacrifice comfort for being Pat’s turn on?

- Androgynous Pat for all? Nope, nada, nicht.

3) You&#039;re 25 years old, &amp; you&#039;re attending a game with some friends. Evidently the graphic camera guy is drunk because when the “kiss cam” ends up zoomed in on your face, you look at the JumboTron &amp; it says, “Show us you butt”. What do you do?

- I grab one of my friends in a necklock and draw him over in the view of the camera and point to his face with my other hand while mouthing the words &quot;This is your *** on drugs!&quot;

4) You are 45 years old &amp; you have a 14-year-old son. Your most beloved hockey team is playing a game on TV against a team that you KNOW your team is going to beat. Your son plays basketball &amp; he lives and breaths the Orlando Magic. They are having a game at the same time &amp; you only have 1 TV. Do you let him watch his game?

- h**l no.

5) You are 69 years old, &amp; your lovely daughter has taken a liking to hockey just like you. She found the man of her dreams &amp; is getting married. She tells you that she wants to have her reception in one the HHOF meeting rooms. You like the idea. Suddenly, she calls you one day to tell you that her soon to be mother-in-law will not attend her son’s reception if it is in a Hockey museum. As her parent, what advice would you give her so that she can deal with her soon to be mother-in-law?

- To tell her mudder-in-law to stuff herself with sand or just get used to being married to a Momma&#039;s Boy.

Answer 13

1. Heck Yeah!

2. Yep, anything for a diehard hottie

3. Show off my junk in the trunk

4. I&#039;d tell my son to go away and I&#039;d watch the game

5. Tell her that if the mother-in-law doesn&#039;t want to go to the hockey museum that she&#039;s gonna miss the wedding.

Answer 14

I would work with my parents and explain to them how important hockey is and that the religion will not interfere with the love that i have for them.

I would agree to wear the jersey and that is it if i am 15 there is no need for me to turn him on, certainly not in the movies, save it for later...much later.

I would just put my hands to my face as if i am presenting it so it is like I am saying that my face is my butt.

I would make a deal with him that we watch 5 minutes of hockey, 5 minutes of basketball, and switch back and forth.  Other than that I hate basketball and no son of mine is going to be a basketball fan.

I would tell my daughter to work things out with her husband to be and that mother-in-laws and anyone else should not be the deciding factor, she needs to start it off right and work things out right with her man.

Answer 15

1.) Yep, I was never one for sitting on the bench, sign me up!

2.) No, there are other hot fish in the sea, I&#039;ll look for one that isn&#039;t into giant shoulders.

3.) Moon the camera, they can&#039;t kick you out! The jumbotron rules all, failure to comply with jumbotron will lead to your demise. h**l I&#039;m already wasted more than likely.

4.) We flip back and forth, family is about compromise... Johnny.. Is your homework done? *$&amp;

Is the trash out? @@#$

Ummm, Dishes? %*$&amp;#

Did you reshingle the roof? AH HA! Well you can watch your game when thats finished.

5.) I&#039;d say thats your business hunny, if your fiance&#039;s mom wants to be a ***** that&#039;s her business, its your wedding day and you&#039;ve got to fulfill your dreams, not hers.

Answer 16

1. h**l yes, I would tell my parents that I am going to my friends house &amp; just go to the school.

2. No, I would slap Pat across the face.

3. Pretend like I didn&#039;t see it.

4. No, I tell him to go to his friends house to watch it.

5. I would tell her to forget about the mother-in-law that&#039;s her choice, she is being childish &amp; it&#039;s her son&#039;s wedding.

Answer 17

1.Yes, s***w religion :-)[don&#039;t take offense]

2.Yes, that&#039;d be cool anyway haha

3.Burst out laughing..

4.I tell him to go to his friends&#039; house and watch it..

5.Tell her to still get married in the HHOF and if the mother and law doesn&#039;t like it, &quot;oh well&quot;

As you can see, I&#039;m not too good with the parent questions haha :-)

Answer 18

1) Yeah, well duh!

2)Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....O.K.!

3)Well yes because i would be drunk too.

4)I&#039;d tell him to get a life and lock him up in his room.

5)I&#039;d tell her shes probably just a grouchy old lady and not to care.

Answer 19

1. Actually.....I think I would. It may be my chance to actually follow my hockey career. I&#039;ll do. (Plus my parents aren&#039;t even very religious people and they wouldn&#039;t mind if it was something I really wanted)

2. No, I tell &quot;Pat&quot; to s***w it and find a new date.

3. Walk away to the bathroom or something and pretend like I didn&#039;t see it.

4. NO! I love my hockey! I HATE basketball. I tell him to go to a friend&#039;s. I&#039;m the authority!

5. The &quot;soon to be mother-in-law&quot; has no say where we are having the reception, so don&#039;t let it bother you. If she wants to have it there let her.

Answer 20

1) Possibly, see I&#039;m Catholic so I&#039;d have to imagine it the other way around and my faith is important to me

2) I&#039;d say yes to the jeresy but I don&#039;t think pads would be too comfortable to wear during a whole movie out in public

3) Uh I&#039;d keep my clothes on

4) I&#039;d let him watch his game because I would really only say no if it was the stanley cup finals and besides I already am confident that my team would win

5) Try to compromise but if nothing works, pick another place, some people might not like hockey

Answer 21

1) I take my religion too serious, and besides I don&#039;t want to take Catholic Classes on top of my school load. Trust me your parents WOULD know. You are 11 and attending Catholic school, if nothing else they would find out with the Report Card.

2)Umm at 15 yeah I probably would lol. I&#039;m not old enough to say I wouldn&#039;t do that but the question said 15.

3)First off I wouldn&#039;t think the guy was drunk, I&#039;d think it was my friends pulling the stunt. Depends on how drunk I am probably. If I could bring myself to it then yeah I&#039;d moon the camera, if not I&#039;d probably still turn around to show my butt that way.

4)First I figure out what happened to my other TV, or TVs. What about TiVo or a VCR? OK I&#039;m killing the question with that one. I&#039;d probably let him watch the game. Even better if I could listen to the hockey game on the radio or something.

5)I&#039;d just say call the Mother-in-Law&#039;s bluff. The wedding won&#039;t be at the HHOF so if she doesn&#039;t want to attend the reception then that is her loss. Sure she may not want to deal with the MIL after that, but a good parent would grow up and accept that is where the couple(hoping the man wants it there too) wants it.

Answer 22

1) Luckily my parents were Catholic  ;)

2)  h**l no.

3)  Show them my wrinkly butt!

4)  He&#039;s 14............he can get a job at McD&#039;s and buy his own TV

5)  I tell her the wedding is for HER, not the mother-in-law..........and that mothers in law are nothing but trouble

5)

Answer 23

1. Nope! I will obey my parents. I have seen what happens when religions disagree, big reason why I am an Atheist.

2. Yea! It&#039;s very comfortable sitting with full pads on anyway.

3. Drop my pants! Give the people what they ask for!

4. If he is a basketball fan, then I will disown him anyway. He can go watch it online.

5. No idea, aren&#039;t mother in laws a hassle anyway? Sure seems that way through my parents&#039; point of view!