Can you answer these hockey questions...that have to do with hockey...yup?

Question

Okay…. I have some questions. Typing sucks……spell check caught me from saying “got”…living in the south turns you into an idiot……somebody has to save me from this redneck h**l.

1) Why are hockey jerseys so cool? Do they still make those triangle shaped “pendants” that look like flags, that you can hang on your bedroom wall…from when I was a kid?

2) Am I the only one, but does Forsberg news annoy you? ….What a freaking drama queen?…or I want to paint his toenails?

3) Vincent Lecavalier is having talks of a lifetime contract. Assuming his lifelong dream is to play in Montreal, would this be letting his family down?….or letting down Canadian fans?

4) LMAO! If you type in “NHL Awards Kane” in google…it tried to correct Kane …to Kayne… so, why are rappers more popular than hockey players?

5) What was more embarrassing…the Detroit “we’re bring s**y back” or the Ottawa Senators pre-game playoff ceremony with the nerd Gladiator that had a mask that didn’t fit?

Answer 1

1)They're cool because their Hockey jerseys. Yes i have two of them in my room on my wall. One going downward that says Yzerman, then another Horizontally that just says detroit Red wings. Love 'em

2) LMAO...I don't mind it too much, but it kills me when some of the regulars on here think he's hot ....wtf he looks like a cave man

3) I guess you can say a little bit of both

4) Because s*x sells..

5) LMAOOO the s**y back definitely. I was like "oh man, someone get them off please"...I love them, but they're hockey players for a reason ....And besides, Who said that s**y ever left?

Answer 2

1.) Hockey jerseys are cool because they have long sleeves.  :-D  No other sport has long sleeves!  Not soccer, basketball, baseball, or football.  Yep!  They most certainly still make them.  I've got 3 in my room.

2.) His eyes bother me.  They're not cool in a Biron way.  They're creepy.

3.) Nah.  If he went to Montreal, he'd be letting the Tampa fans down.  I think that's worse, because Tampa drafted him and he's played there his entire career.

4.) Everything is more popular than hockey :-(

5.) DEFINITELY the Gladiator.  The "we're bringing s**y back" was pretty embarassing though.  I felt bad for them, wiggling around with the Cup.

Answer 3

1- hockey jerseys are cool cause they are real, the cost shows and yes the pendents are still made. my math teacher has a bunch of ranger/redsox ones and i hate him for it

2- im fine with it

3- itll let everyone down somehow

4- cause rappers have scarier teeth and look like monsters and no one wants to get eaten

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/f...

5- lets just say i wouldnt want to be a part of either

#4 kayne-kanye, lol that took me a sec. to realize what u were talking about

Answer 4

1-Jerseys are cool because of the colors and what they represent.Plus they are big and loose,I hate tight .I bought my son a complete set of the mini pennants,all teams.

2-Forsberg is like Bush.Just leave already.

3-Money talks...How can He possibly let his family down.With Gas at 4.09 a gallon , Vinny is looking good.Boy,He would be awesome in Montreal though.

4-Ouch

5-Ottawa pre-game

Answer 5

1) Hockey jerseys are cool. I think they look smoother than football jerseys when I see people wearing them downtown.

2) Sometimes. But... paint his toenails?? Isn't his foot deformed or something? LOL. And that's how rumors are started, kids.

3) No way. It's his life. His dream. Sure, his family and/or Canadian and/or Canadien fans may be disappointed, and it's healthy for them to feel disappointed... but it's his choice. He has to do what's best for him!

4) HAHA. It's okay, apparently the Wings are bringing s**y back.

5) ^^^^Obviously I find that one embarassing, loool. But NOTHING beats the Sens' pre-game playoffs ceremony. That was AWFUL.

Aww, I missed your questions while I was gone, Haley. :)

Answer 6

1) Hockey Jerseys Are Cool Cause They're Cool. They Still make Tri-Shaped Flags cause I have one of the 2008 Stanley Cup Champions

2) Forsberg news Doesn't Annoy me... He's actually a very talented player.

3) IDK you pick I'm not a Fan of Montreal

4) Hockey Players Are Great Ones But they Ain't No 50 Cent..

5) I thought The Jay Leno Spoof was Hilarious... Nerd Sounds Good To Me.. As long as its a Hockey Nerd

Answer 7

I'll start by agreeing that I need rescued from armpit redneck h**l, but living in the south has proven to me that most others(not me) are the idiots.  Ofcourse I am very vain so what the hey right?

1) They are like a badge of honor.  Growing up I remember flipping through pages of magizines like Great Skate and Ocean and telling my mom which NHL replicas I wanted.  I think they still make the flags that littered my walls.  We called them penants.

2) I hate Forsberg.  But I hate the Av's so they kind of go hand in hand.  Retire already.

3) I always heard that Vinny was a Redwing fan growing up.  I think he should stay in Tampa because as you like to say the fun is in your pants, and he will be close to the fun right?

4) NAACP would get pissed if they were not.

5) Anything with Ms. Timberflake is more embarassing.

Answer 8

Missed this question earlier. I was looking for you in baseball.

1. Most of the pennants that I see now are Nascar pennants. What would be cool are Nascar jerseys. They would have like a hundred ads on them and lots of places for old oil change stickers.

2. I saw Forsberg the other day he was panhandling in Toronto. Just around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame. At least it looked like him.

3. He wants to become the Lemieux of Tampa Bay. That way he can end up owning the team when the owners go bankrupt. Can become good friends with Batman and can have young boys billeted at his place when they're rookies.

4. Because most hockey fans don't bother to use spell check and spell the way Rappers talk. At least the ones on Y!A.

5. Don't knock that Gladiator. That was a good example of our tax dollars at work. In actual fact that was the proposed Canadian Army uniforms that Jack Layton wants our soldiers to wear. (If you don't know who Layton is - You're lucky)

Answer 9

1. I dont know they just are... lol im not sure if they still do

2.  haha lol... it dosent really bother me though

3. no i dont think so. its his decision where he wants to play and if a lifetime contract is what he wants they should be happy for him. Its his career after all.

4. i dont know but they shouldn/t be

5. lol both were funny but i gotta go with ottawas pre-game show

Answer 10

1) I think that hockey jersey's are cool because they're warm, a lot better material than football or baseball jerseys, and they are more stylish than basketball jerseys

2) I hate listening to everyone talk about Forsberg. He's a whiny player that has spent most of his career getting surgery, recovering from surgery, contemplating surgery, resting a nagging injury (most likely from surgery) etc.

3) I think that it would be letting his family down more than the fans. Yes he is an amazing player but the Canadiens can survive without him

4) Because rappers make more of a scene than hockey players

5) s**y back

Answer 11

1. Isn't it an oversized basketbal jersey? It's the same material isn't it? lol

2. It's just you. I haven't heard any Forsberg news lately. All this talk about whether or not Malkin, Malone, or Orpik will go is annoying me though. All the homer Penguins fans are crying as if John Lennon just died again and in complete denial that it may happen. It's a business, people. The sooner you realize that, the easier your life in general will be.

3. Lecavalier is never really seen as a Canadian icon the way Gretzky, Yzerman, or Lemieux is. At least not yet. So, no, he won't be letting down Canadians. I don't know about his family though, but I'm sure he can find time to fly to Montreal. He can sure afford it.

4. Marketing. People tend to like things that are dumb because it's easier for them to understand, yo, you know what I'm sayin'?

5. The Gladiator. Even the actor almost broke down in laughter when he saw himself on their jumbotron.

Answer 12

I'll answer them but please answer this one for me!!! Thanks!!

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1. They look better and have more flavor than the basketball jerseys. Plus Hockey Jerseys don't look ghetto. I don't see why they don't make anymore flags or so.

2. Maybe you should buy Forsberg some tampons too if he's acting like a you know?  LOL

3. I don't think neither!!

4.  Once you go black you don't go back?  LOL Maybe the NHL players need to go gansta in order to be more popular?

I hope to god that never happends!!

5.  Actually when Chris Pronger tossed a jock cup to the announcer of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The Jock cup was pulled out of Prongers pants. The two you mentioned were funny.

Answer 13

1. i dont know why. i know they were the coolest things i could think of before i got one. i wanted my jersey SO bad. and now my life is better.

2. it annoys me. if you paint his toenails on his not so bionic misshapen feet, i wish you well. i just have the most horrific images of his wacky white legs in my mind. lol

3. a lifelong contract? it takes a lot of the excitement of things. and i just dont like the sound of it for the game. wouldnt it mean more to stay in a place cuz you WANTED to and not becuz you're bound by a contract? i dunno...

4. kanye? well theres an interesting thought. kanye having ne thing to do with hockey. ne ways. rappers get a c**p ton more publicity then hockey....

5. ozzie embarassed all of motown. but we still love him!

Answer 14

1).There cool because of those little air-knit holes it helps them breath...duh!!! Yes they still sell those pendents it's kind of a poor mans merch. purchase.

2).He's like the new Lindro's. broken ex Flyer(sorry Joe)

3)....Tell you one thing it's sure not letting his wallet down and anyone should see that from miles away.

4).Cause we r the minority.

5).that's a close one....gotta be the s**y back...at least the Sen's didn't mean to be g*y...it just ended up that way.

Answer 15

Hockey Jerseys are cool because they represent a tough a$$ sport. Not like baseball uniforms or NBA jerseys you see everywhere. I have no idea what your talking about lol....

Forsberg news drives me nuts. Cut the $hit out and make up your mind, will or won't he, is he healthy or not, enough already, he's past his prime, lets move on.

As a fan maybe, as a business man, you don't turn down that kind of financial security.

Because "smacking hoes" is a more achievable life goal for most of the simpletons that inhabit this planet.

Detroit. Any professional Hockey player that allows a Justin Timberlake song to be referenced with his team should have his man card ripped to shreads, and should be forces to write me, "The Mayor of Manliness" a 2 page apology.

PS. I got in to Stetson!

Answer 16

1)They have always been Cool Homes. That is one thing that has never changed. Yes they still make those pennants. I have one

2)He doesn't overtly bug me. But he can be a high strung Swede at times . Homes Paint his nails purple that would be cool.

3)He would only be letting himself down if he doesn't try to go for his life long dream

4)I have no idea at all.

5)The we're bringing s**y back. That song sucks . I can deal with a nerd in a gladiator outfit any day

Answer 17

I refuse to answer your questions tonight, Haley, because of your bash on Southern intelligence. Hmmph!

Answer 18

1)  Yes, they still make pennants

  I am not a fan of hockey jerseys, I'm not thinking they look cool.

2)  I like Forsberg, I like to see where he's going.  Nashville news annoys me.

3)  Nope, you have to do what's right for you.

4)  I just tried that - it didn;t do it for me.  Another reason why you're special OR you've had too much Widmer for the evening.

5)  Both were equally embarrassing, but at least Detroit has the Cup!

5)

Answer 19

1. What.....? How are you suppose to wear a flag?! Jersey's you can atleast wear.

2. Yepp. Couldn't agree more.....

This is why this is my favorite picture.......

http://www.divealanche.com/imagefiles/1g...

Have fun painting his nails!

3. No, let Vinny do what he wants. If he's happy we should all be happy.

4. LMAO!

5. Eh.....tough call......but I think I'll go with Detroit's "bringing s**y back"

Answer 20

Haley, be happy you live in Florida, and not in Ohio like I do, this state is dead.

1. Yea, they still make the triangle shaped pendants. Hockey Jerseys are so cool, because everything associated with Hockey is cool.

2. No, I feel the same way. The guy is made of glass, very fragile.

3. Money changes the minds of many, though it may let some people down, he will make lot's of cash. Besides, he is a very charitable player, I don't know how you can let anyone down with that.

4. Most of today's rappers are retards, people who are retarded gain more attention.

5. The Senators pre-game ceremony. Maybe if they won that game it would look less embarrassing.