Can you answer these hockey quires....and such...not much thinking????!!!???

Question

Sorry...it's a Sierra Nevada night.

1) When someone says ‘Canada’ and ‘Beer’ in the same sentence, do you instantly think of “Molson”?

2) Gordie Howe was rocking it last night. If the word “Gretzky” spellchecks on MS Word, why doesn’t Gordie?

3) Rumor is Fleury is getting traded for Ryan Suter. Do you give a t**d?

4) So, that Risk Manager that decided that the glass needs to be “so” high around the rink has season tickets in the 2nd row. Don’t you think?

5) If your friend had a voodoo doll to jinx hockey players that were not on your mutually beloved team, & it seemed to be working…would you tell him/her to stop hurting players on other teams OR would you just ignore the witchcraft?

6) When someone says the words “field hockey” do you instantly think of chicks…........in India?

7) Should the call “butt ending” in hockey involve the referee grabbing his buttocks, instead of grabbing the fist?

Pardon the typos...no reason for the guillotine.

Answer 1

Good to see you back at it Haley..

1).Absolutely....& that Molson ice concert sreies they do up in Canada too.

2).Because if you ar attempting to write Gordie, you better know how to spell Gordie!!!

3).I don't give a flying trd nugget!!!!

4).Karma might let the glass fall on him, or a puck might ally-oop him in the head????

5).I'd steal it and use it for my benifit.

6).Always chicks -----My daughter just signed up for it for next year. So know daddy has to teach her the game. Apperently you can't stickhandle with the back of the stick?I hope they have a skirt in my size so I can practice with here!!!

7).Yes or doing the little Beavis & Butthead heiney slap dance..."Yea...yea....yea"

Answer 2

1. No.....Moosehead

2. cause even the spellchecker know's Howe it's done

3. not if i got the squirts

4. i'll take a zero on this one

5. Can they perform a mid season circumsision?

6. "No sir...i dont beleive i have any use for rubber nipples"

7. I'd rather see that than him skate around with a rainbow flag

Answer 3

1. Not really...

2. What?

3. I don't think so...

4. yeah??

5. tell him/her to stop

6. no I've never heard it anyway

7. yeah??

ok ok ok

Answer 4

If i need a beer, than yes

No clue

i dont think fleury will

sure

if it could help the flames win the cup, use the doll

i imediatly walk(sprint) away from the conversation

sure

Answer 5

1. Well now I will if I didn't before.

2. Maybe Bill Gates is a Wings fan?

3. If that really were true it would be better since Leafs are an Eastern conference team.

4. Huh?

5. Well I wouldn't want anybody to do that. Winning wouldn't be fun if it wasn't well deserved or fair.

6. No, I think of my midget cousins in India who are amazing in field hockey. When I went in grade 5 they were like 5 foot and in grade 8. I don't know how my dad turned out to be 6'3 when he lived in India for 30 years.

7. Haha

Answer 6

Laying Low : i haven't seen Golden in awhile, but it might be introduced in the States as a Molson / Coors product.

Poutine is good stuff .. ya'll outside Quebec don't know how good the stuff can be .. man I miss going to Stratos or La Belle Province for a heaping of the stuff and a pitcher of pop (or beer) after a game ..

1) Yes among many other great Canadian beers. My brother used to live in NB so I might identify "Canada" and "Beer" with either Alpine or Moosehead, though honestly I am not a fan of either. As a Habs fan, gimme a pitcher of Ex !!

2) What the fu*k is taking so long for my Windows home edition to arrive I ordered it almost 2 months ago? I will check next time I am on the computer at school ..

3) Conklin is a capable goalie, but Sabourin lets in more pucks between his legs than Pamela Anderson

4) If people would watch the game instead of yapping and texting on their cellphones this wouldn't be an issue

5) !Viva Voodoo!

6) Pretty much

7) I thought it was Michael Jackson and a pre-teen boy in the half-off pants department at Zellers.

Answer 7

1) I second the arsonists answer.

2) Bill Gates isn't a Wings fan.

3) And Vinny's going to Montreal for Halak and Higgins, right?

4) Haley, put the bottle down

5) Stop hurting them. Rivals or not, they're people too and can play a d**n good game of hockey.

6) HAHAHA! Yes!

7) A penalty on the ref? Now how would that work?

Answer 8

1) Labatt's

2) Because Gretzky paid off Bill Gates.

3) Not only do I not give a "t**d", I don't buy it.

4) I think.  Do you mean the Risk Manager?

5) Are you kidding?  I'd encourage it.

6) Chicks everywhere, not just India.

7) If it gets more people watching, sure.

Answer 9

1- No... Poutine does.

2- I don't know?

3- Not at all.

4- What?

5- Tell him/her to stop

6- ummm.... No...

7- I guess?

Answer 10

1. no

2. because someone probably likes gretsky better

3. no

4. huh

5. i would ignore it

6. no

7. yes

Answer 11

My answers are going to be lame, sorry, head still feels woozy.

1. No, I think of Labatt.

2. No idea.

3. Nope!

4. No, I don't think. Guy's usually don't think.

5. Ignore! Can't risk making him angry and then he'd make a doll out of me.

6. I think of dudes in Australia.

7. Yes.

Answer 12

CHEERS!

1. No I am older.. I think of Doug and Bob McKenzie and dont forget SPUDS McKenzie

2. Hales... thanks for noticing.. take a drink

3. He was sent to arbitration by the Pens to buy a month or so and see what they could work out in terms of salary

4. I think their is an insurance agency that played into it. And sure, they all have great tickets for free

5. I would ask him to teach me how to do it ... then I would make a doll of him and have some REAL FUN!

6. No actually I think of chics that go to college on the East Coast..Ivy League schools

7. Only if it involves Holmstroms "infamous derriere"

Answer 13

1) Molson or Labatts come to mind.

2)Good question I really don't know. maybe the guy who invented the spell check thing was named Gordie

3)Not especially do I care one way or the other

4)Sorry Homes. Have no idea what this question means and I have read it a couple times. But If he is a risk manager then he can afford those seats anyway.

5)I ask to borrow the doll for other things and people. Never know when it will come in handy

6)No, Not really

7)Sure why Not. Wonderful Visual BTW LOL

EDIT. OK Homes I get it now. But If that is his job. It would stand to reason he would sit there. where it is "safe'. I still stand by the he can afford it anyway. part of my answer . And Jay K. Labatts is plentiful down here in South Florida. I don't know where in Florida you were. But I could walk to the nearest store and get some.

Answer 14

1) No. i don't drink so nothing really comes to mind when you beer. hah

2) hmm good question.

3) Yeah, & then there's the rumor that Malkin is getting traded.. Total BS. But yes, if it was anything other than RUMOR, i would care. I don't want Flower going anywhere.

4) I'm sure he wasn't the only one who agreed that the glass needs to be "so" high, though.. lol

5) I don't believe in that type of stuff.. lol that would just be creepy.

6) ... no?

7) hahaha. i sure would hope butt ending happen more often if they changed that.

Answer 15

1.haha, ya kind of, but i like labbat

2. Because Gordie is a short form of gordon,Gretzky is a family

3.nope,go wings

4.don't get the 2nd part, but it is true

5.ignore!

6.no, another g*y british sport

7.ya, butt ending is a homo's penalty call, or even if he pointed to his buttocks

Answer 16

1. No

2. Because Microsoft is stupid?

3. h**l ya! If Fleury gets traded for Suter, I'm having a party!!

4. Probably

5. I would support my friend and get him/her some more voodoo dolls of my most hated players

6. Chicks: Yes, India: No

7. That would be f*ckin hilarious!

Answer 17

1. No... I'm 14?

2. It does on mine. I added it to my dictionary, you see.

3. It would be a side story.

4. Definitely. (I'm the only one who understands the question...)

5. I'd use it against Chris Simon...

6. More like the "popular" chicks at my school who suck at all real sports.

7. Haha... That would be pretty funny. It's like how for diving they should point to Crosby ( sorry guys, I'm always up for a good Crosby diving joke. )

Answer 18

1) Yes, I instantly think of “Molson”.

2) I have both of their names added to the dictionary in Microsoft Word.

3) Why would Pittsburgh do that trade?!. Fleury is playing very well right now so I guess I do care! =P

4) Nope.

5) I'd tell them to stop.

6) No lol.

7) Yes! haha good question.

Answer 19

1. No but if I think of Canadian Beer I think of Sleemans. (My great uncles used to sell it in Cleveland during Prohibition).

2. Don't you just love the Spell check alternatives for hockey names.

3. As long as it doesn't effect my dinner, s*x life, or sleep. I don't care about much.

4. He's one of Batman's friends. He doesn't even come to the rink.

5. No, I'd tell him to get a Count Floyd doll and fix it up to look like Batman and go to work.

6. Doesn't men anything to me. But then word association was never one of my strengths.

7. No. Then they'd need a new signal for the Avery rule. Otherwise. "Being a complete @$$"

Answer 20

1) Yes. Whatever happened to Molson Golden.... was my favorite as a teen( Yes, way back in the Stone Age when the legal age was 18, which means you could get it at 15!)

2)Because Bettman has made sure old school hockey doesn't count anymore.

3)I'll see your t**d, and raise you two rats @$$e$.

4)No, and neither did he!

5)Sorry, what witchcraft? I was too busy looking the other way.

6)No, hot college chicks.

7) No, that would be the signal for those people in the orange jumpsuits that mating season has begun.

Don't forget to take the Tylenol before you go to bed.

Answer 21

1) I immediately think of Labatts

2) I'll have to send an email about that

3) not really

4) I must be reading this question wrong. Either that or I need to go to bed.

5) I'd encourage it!

6) I while ago I came across a field hockey website that had a bunch of hot girls. I immediately think back to that

7) It would make it more interesting....

*When I went down to Florida two summers ago, me and my family couldn't find Labatts. We went searching store to store in search of it and finally found a pack(the people working there didn't even know they sold it) after searching through ten different stores lol. Its expensive in Florida!

**hmm I guess we went to all the wrong stores then

Answer 22

1. Yes :)

2. Because the paperclip is biased.

3. It's a rumor, that would never happen.

4. They finally realized that? LOL

5. Just ignore it!

6. No, I didn't even know what the h**l field hockey was, lol

7. YES

Answer 23

1.) Yes.  Or Labatt Blue.

2.) I never thought of that.  We should petition that for Gordie!

3.) Nope

4.) That's stupid

5.) Hurting the players is kind of mean, even players like Sean Avery and Chris Simon.  Maybe while they're playing just poke the dolls or tickle them so that they get distracted and look silly on the ice.

6.) No!  I think of MEN in India!  That's what Yahoo Answers has done with all those field hockey and cricket questions.

7.) Yes.  The stupider they look the better.

Answer 24

1) Nothing really comes to mind.... not of drinking age yet.

2)So what... just add it to the dictionary.  Anyway, Gordie isn't his real name (it's Gordon), so it doesn't make much of a difference.

3)Ya... why would anyone do that?  Sucks for Fleury.  And that's about it.

4)Um... what is the question?

5)Ignore.

6)Hey.  WTF, I'm from India.  Jk.. no, actually I just think of ppl playing hockey on a field with funnily shaped hockey sticks.

7)Um.... no?

Answer 25

1)no labbat

2)cause thay are stupid

3)no its a rumor

4)agreed

5)ignore

6)haha no men and netherlands/europe

7)yes

Answer 26

1. Yeah, sure. OR Labatt Blue.

2. Wow. Good question. Somebody add it to the dictionary! (And for real? Gretzky is on spellcheck? Thats a little sad...)

3. Not really. That would suck for Fleury thought, he jsut bought a house in Pitt!

4. Ahahah. Go figure he does.

5. I am not sure if I would continue to be friends with that person. Thats a little creepy if it worked. And to what extent would it hurt the players? (Check them into a shyc ward too!) But overall, definatley do something!

6. Ahahaha no! I'm not sure why, but I think of lacrosse.. hm

7. Oh god! Hahahahah! No, I don't believe I want to see refs grabbing themselves. Leave that for the wives!