Can you answer these imaginary hockey questions (Part 2)???

Question

Naughty YOU! Since you never brushed your teeth as a child, you now need root canal surgery. Wait in the chair at the dentist office, Bobby Clarke walks in and explains that he is now a dentist. What do you do and or say next?

Payday! You go into the back to deposit your paycheck. When the teller gives you the receipt, the total balance in your checking account is WAY more than normal. You go home and check your account online, & discover that a $20,000 deposit was put into your account. When you click on the copy of the check that was deposited, you discover that it is a check from Martin Brodeur’s personal checking account & it is made payable to you. Tell me how this happened?

Answer 1

1. I say next... LOL

2. He slept with one of my relatives?

Answer 2

1. Can I have a new dentist please?

2. That night in Vegas...

Answer 3

oh my gosh, ya know, i totally forgot my dog needs his medicine now!  will have to reschedule....sorry!

i won it in a bet w/ ol' marty.  knocked back more beers and still beat him at air hockey.  AND golden tee.

Answer 4

I laugh slowly and run out of the office.

I acted like his girlfriend for a large sum of money.

Answer 5

1.  O ****!

2.  it doesnt matter, im 20k richer

Answer 6

1. I'd be pleased because he does have a great smile.

2. Because Marty knows that Awesome Bill is a big fan of his and the 20K is meant to soothe the hurt of me never gracing the roster of an NHL team.

Answer 7

1. start crying, seeing that clarke has better teeth than i do

2. he is trying to bribe me to hurt evgeni malkin for embarassing him so badly in the fall of 2007.

Answer 8

1) Ask to see Bobby's diploma. Then if he has one, check out his work. I would give him a shot if he was any good at dentistry. It could happen.

2)Homes I guess it was my day to be the hussy. I don't kiss and tell.

Answer 9

Hello Mr.Clarke.May I see your Stanley Cup Ring?

I'm Marty Brodeur's personnel assistant. :)

Answer 10

1. I yell "Not for me!" and run like h**l.

2. Well, you see, I took his check book, made a check out to me for $20,000, gave the book back to him saying that I know his personal secret and that he should never come after me, and, keeping with all my other answers, ran like h**l to deposit.

Answer 11

Explain that with out my dental implants up front I look like his classic picture, have some nitrous then give him a High five for my new grill.

Marty gave that to me for all of the years he has made me sweat, scream, and eat roll-aids while watching my Devils. Either that or it's from the great deal I gave him on his Mortgage!!!!

Answer 12

I would stare at him with my mouth hanging open, giving him the perfect opportunity to work on my mouth before I realized what he said.

We are long lost cousins. He's my father's, uncle's, sister's, cousin's, father, brother's, wife's, grandfather's, son's, daughter's, cousin's, cousin.

Answer 13

1) I say "yeah right - just like you were an 'NHL GM'" and sit back down and wait for a real dentist

2)  He finally paid on his bet where he felt the East would recapture the Cup,  and I said West

Lame answers - I know!

Answer 14

1. UHHH..... I gotta go....you know.... somewhere...... BYE!

Then I would run out!

2. I raked his leaves

Answer 15

1. Can you autograph my tooth

2. I mowed his lawn

Answer 16

1) Oh I'm sorry i must have the wrong adress.. Then i run for my life

2) he had some brain surgery done and i tricked him into thinking that i was his personal (and well paid) asistant

Answer 17

1.) Sure, he'd be a great dentist, considering all the dental work he's needed in the past.

http://www.phillymag.com/blogs/philly/wp...

2.) I waved a hockey stick in front of Avery's face while he was hitting on women at Vogue.

Answer 18

Where is the exit?

I have the same name as his free loading brother-in-law.