Can you answer these situational hypothetical hockey questions (Part 2)???!!!???

Question

1) Alex Delvecchio is washing his hands, as you walk into a public bathroom. You approach him in a casual “restroom” type of way, and just simply say hello & tell him that you are a fan. He extends his sopping wet hand, as if the shake it. What do you do?

2) You go downtown see & Jean Ratelle huddled around a burning trashcan with a bunch of hobos. You are just sort of walking around, so you decide to join them. After several hours of hanging with the homeless, Jean passes around a thermos of hot cocoa. When it becomes your turn, you decline to offer. They insist that you drink from the Thermos, as a sign of respect. What do you do next?

Answer 1

1. Shake it. Big deal, I have shaken people's hand 3 minutes after doing my business. :)

2. I drink it, then give them cash so we can go buy all the liquor in the liquor store, then dance around the fire.

Answer 2

1) it's clean, so i'll shake it.

2) take the thermos and fake that i'm drinking it

Answer 3

1) Sure... I'll shake it... Why not?

2) Hey I could use a drink of cocoa anytime!

Answer 4

1. Shake his hand because it is obviously clean, just wet.

2. Drink it.

Answer 5

1) I shake it.  It's clean.

2) Take a sip and pass it on.

Answer 6

1. Why would i be in that bathroom anyway? Well i would grab him a towel and then shake

2. i just pretend and high tail it out of there. i dont want hobo germs

Answer 7

Switch to a quick elbow pound to get away from just pee'd sloppy hockey hands.

Pull the old fake-a-roo!!! put my closed lips on the thermos tilt the head(with mouth closed) and let out an....Ahhhh!!!

Answer 8

1.) I'll shake it.  At leat he WASHED it first.

2.) No thanks.  I'm not drinking out of something a bunch of hobos just drank out of.

Answer 9

1) I spit on my hands to make it fair of course.

2) I wouldn't stop to begin with, however if it was Rocky Balboa, I would listen to his brother sing "Take it Back" and ask how Paulie is doing.

Answer 10

1) Haley havent u seen the video for guys ediquette in  a restroom. First off u never say hi, second u never shake a hand.  Hurry and get ur business over and get out. Say hi outside the potty never in it.

2) Jay Argentina is always prepared for this. He pulls the flask out and takes a big swig and says respect this. Nearest hobo feels the One Hitter Quiter.

Answer 11

I shake it

2)  Not a fan of Cocoa, I will share/provide the bottle of the stronger stuff though

Answer 12

1. idk

2. idk

Answer 13

1) "Uh, I respect you Mr. Craig, but I'm not that kind of guy....."

2) "You want respect?.....(POW!.....Awesome Bill lands a right to the kisser)....."OK, game over, his lights are out, everybody go home.....er, uhhhh or your sidewalks, or whatever."

Answer 14

1) lol i don't get that "as if to shake it." ;) does that mean that he wants to do something ELSE with his hand but it just LOOKS like he wants to shake? waiiiiit, is he tryna feel me up!?

2) I'd probably ask what 'respect' will i lose if i don't drink it?

Answer 15

1. Shake his hand and ask him how are things in Thunder Bay? We chat about old friends and I casually dry my hands. After all that is not the worst thing that can happen in Fort William.

2. Well I'd take a drink and ask when they next pension check is coming to the old gang of revered retired Rangers. I'd ask about my old buddy Camille and we'd go to Boomers for some of my free coffee. ( see last questions)

Answer 16

1) Shake His Hand. He Is A Hockey Great.

2) Drink from Thermos. Think of it as Drinking from the Stanley Cup only Hotter.

Answer 17

1. Shake it, if it's clean. I can dry my hand later.

2. I say that I'm lactose intolerant.

Answer 18

Sure don't want to confuse the order here. 1) Shake, 2) Drink.

Answer 19

1) No thanks! At the end of the day, he's just a plain 'ol guy like me, and I'm not touchin' that soapy thing!

2) Drink it.

Answer 20

1. i hope i'd never see him in a bathroom...that would mean im in the wrong one or hes got some explaining to do.

2. i'd probably put it up to my lips but never take a sip

Answer 21

1.) Soap and Water never killed anyone, I'm planning on washing mine anyways. Thanks for the head start Al

2.) Take a big swig and hope its spiked.

Answer 22

1. Well he's washing his hands so his hands would be clean albeit wet. So I do shake his hand.

2. I wouldn't have stopped in the first place but since you said I did I would say I'm lactose intolerant.

Answer 23

1) Sure His hands were just washed . I can deal with wet soapy hands.

2)I would take a sip without touch the thermos with my mouth.