Can you answer these situational hypothetical hockey questions (Part 3)???!!!???

Question

1) Lucky you. You are sitting next to Dale Hawerchuk at a farm team hockey game. He asks you if you want to go smoke a cigar during 2nd intermission. It is not really your thing, but you really want to hang out with the guy. What do you do?

2) You are at a wine tasting, & Mike Modano bumps into you & explains that you need to watch where you are going. Covered in Merlot, you tell him that he bumped into you. As the last words, Mike Modano states, “You should always be aware of you surroundings on and off the ice.” Do you think, fair enough…or are you still pissed off?

Answer 1

1) I'm not smoking! First off I'm too young so he won't even ask and if he does I'll probably just go but won't smoke!

2) Yeah I'm still pissed!

Answer 2

1) I stay where I am.  Cigar smoke is nasty and I never was a big Hawerchuk fan.

2) I am pissed.  I probably have half a mind to donkey kick him in the nads.  But since he is atleast half beaver he may gnaw through me like a piece of wood.

Answer 3

1.) No.  I'm never going to smoke.

2.) Still pissed off.  HE'S the hockey player so HE should be aware of his surroundings on and off the ice!  That jerk!

Answer 4

1) I don't smoke but I'll come along for the walk.

2) Mike it's a d**n good thing you're cute because you're sure no gentleman.

Answer 5

1)  Hey cool he got the wrap, I got the guts, lets go smoke something proper and enjoy this game.

2) As I lay him out with the one hitter quiter, I would remind him to be aware of his surroundings. Jay Argentina aint nobodies witch.

Answer 6

1) go with him, but not smoke...it's not my thing

2) still pissed off

Answer 7

1. I tell him I'll come along but I'm not a smoker.

2. I say..well..I guess you right and then become his best friend. :D

Answer 8

Light that spliff and ask him"how much wood would a Hawerchuck chuck if a Hawerchuck could chuck wood"

and he'd say

"I'd chuck all day the Hawerchuck way if a Hawechuck could chuck wood"

I'd tell him he better keep an eye on that pretty little Willa Ford of a wife before she writes a country song about leaving you for me....buddy!!!!

Answer 9

1) I can't take the smoke at all. So I will tell Dale he can find me when he comes back in and have a nice time outside

2)When Mike starts to move away I check him and restate the Always be aware. I play also So I can check too. Just because you are Mike Modano does not mean you can ruin my clothes and be an as* about it.

Answer 10

1. say i'm not a smoker but i'll come with

2.  i'm pissed he cant use that excuse

Answer 11

1. Smoke with him.

2. WTF? That would not make anything better.

Answer 12

1. I say no to the cigar, and offer him a beer instead.

2. I am pissed off. I'd whip out a bottle of Captain Morgan and drench him with it.

Answer 13

1) I like the occasional cigar. I'd go for a smoke and hang out with a hockey legend.

2) I'd remain pissed off. You said he was the one who bumped into me, so he should follow his own advice and watch where he's going... I'm not about to be intimidated by Mike Modano.

Answer 14

1. I would have the stogie with Hawerchuck

2. I would remind Modano to be aware of his surroundings when Messier knocked him out with a clean shoulder to the head back in 94...then the EMT's dropped him from the stretcher trying to get him into the ambulance....lmao

Answer 15

I go smoke one.

2) I tell him "I agree, Imagine how good you could have been on the ice if YOU were aware of your surroundings"  He might get the F U treatment too.  Accidents happen, but don't blame others for your clumsiness.

Answer 16

Just how much coffee did you have?

1) d**n my asthma.  I can't but I'd still try to talk to him during the intermission.

2) I get some more Merlot and dump it on his head.  Like he's gonna hurt a 300 pound guy.

Answer 17

1) Show Him Who You Truly Are And Say No

2) Fair Enough. He Is Dallas Stars Greatest Player Right Now. Apologize and Walk Away.

Answer 18

1. go for the cig.

2. still be pissed off. I don't get paid millions of dollars to "be aware of my surroundings". He bumped into me and he will be paying for my dry cleaning. Period.

Answer 19

1.) Light one up, once in a lifetime opportunity. Chat him up have a ball, no damage done.

2.) I tell him to take his own advice, punch him in the gut, and try to steal his wife.

Answer 20

1. We'd go outside and I'd offer him a Monte from my last trip to Cuba. We'd hit it off real great and I'd be invited into the owners box with all my Ranger buddies from the ash can and Boomer with a box of donuts.

2. I'm still pissed off enough to ask Boomer to give him a patented bear hug. Then I'd ask him to be more aware of his surroundings. (Boomer sure owes me  a lot for finding his ring)

Answer 21

1. I'd go with him but I wouldn't smoke. Then I would pretend to have a coughing fit and hope he stops, if not I would just go back inside.

2. I ask for an autograph and then sell it on Ebay so I would get some money to pay for the dry cleaning.

Answer 22

1) I'd go and have a cigarette.

2) I'm not a wine taster, but anyway, I'd be pissed. He needs to be aware of my surroundings when he's in it.

Answer 23

1) I would smoke two of them if time permitted.  If possible, I'd smoke three and make a blatant, pitiful attempt to impress him while I'm coughing up a lung.

2) I'd ask him how it feels to lose everytime he comes home to Detroit.  I would then run away.

Answer 24

1. Smoke with him

2. I start brawl cause I don't like Modano

Answer 25

1) I'd go, but not smoke

2) Yes. No reason picking a fight who fights for a living.

Answer 26

1. I would say who are you? and sure let's go.

2. I would pull his shirt over his head and and start throwing, without his enforcers around, he is fair game baby!

Answer 27

1. i say i dont smoke but I still go and hang with him

2. i'm pissed, and he's paying for the shirt!!