Can you complete the following with funny stuff?

Question

1.When you are sad I will……

2. When you are blue I will……

3. When you smile I will…….

Answer 1

here is the rest of that.

MY OATH TO YOU...MY FRIEND

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the h**l away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.

THIS IS MY OATH! I pledge it to the end. Why, you may ask? BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

Answer 2

1. become a tadpole

2. barf bleu cheese

3. jump off the curb and commit suicide

Answer 3

try to hit u

make u red

kick u

Answer 4

When you are sad I will take your picture.  When you are blue I will take another. When you smile I will show you your pics.

Answer 5

1.When you are sad I will……

2. When you are blue I will……

3. When you smile I will…….

1. Kiss your mother good night.

2. Turn you green when i sleep with your boy/girlfriend.

3. Frown. I hate seeing you happy. I'll go spank a monkey.

Answer 6

1. I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry SOB who made you sad!

2. I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3. I will know you finally got laid!!!.

Answer 7

1.When you are sad I will……climb Mount Everest.

2. When you are blue I will……be red.

3. When you smile I will…….f**t.

Answer 8

1. laugh in your face..sucks to be you!!

2. laugh harder

3. slap that smile off your face

Answer 9

1...try not to laugh.

2.. paint you pink.

3.. see your brace.

:-{=)

Answer 10

when you are sad, i will paint you orange

when you are blue, i will give you extra socks

when you smile, i will wiggle my toes

Answer 11

.....rob your house

.....paint you green

........punch u in the face to make u sad again