Can you complete the following…use your imagination

Question

1. Regular naps prevent old age…

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two...

3. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile…

Answer 1

1.  Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile… I tried - but they wanted cash!!!.

Answer 2

LOL brainz have said it all.

Answer 3

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if u take one while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent;having two...makes u look 10 years more older.

3. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile…can't i m still a minor.

Answer 4

1.Regular naps prevent old age;in old age naps are regular!

2.Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes it apparent.

3.They said we should all pay our tax with a smile...They must be joking!

Answer 5

1. Regular naps prevent old age…

...Try telling that to a cranky 2-year old.

...If that is true, then Joan Rivers must have insomnia.

...as long as you keep waking up.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two...

...(o.k. 8) Margaritas was how I got pregnant in the first place.

...nannies makes it bearable.

...horses makes you a real cowboy.

3. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile…

...y face painted on our butts.  See page 52 of the instructions for form 1040 (Y).

...while the IRS agents look in your couch cushions for any loose change.

...on our lips, a song in our hearts, and a couple of Valium.

Answer 6

1. Regular naps prevent old age… but only on the toilet

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two...makes you a robot

3. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile…Pay ur tax with a smile or DIE!!!!!

Answer 7

sorry, can't top the answers from the originals out on the net, but i'll give it a go...

1. Regular naps prevent old age... but the more frequent they become, the sooner old age comes.

1a. Regular naps prevent old age... but they do make it seem like you are getting there faster.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two... with different women makes you a "baby daddy" to at least one of them.

2b. Having one child makes you a parent; having two... possible fathers can get you on the maury povich show.

3. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile…often a toothless one for those who can't afford dental insurance.

3b. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile... but every year i feel like they're pulling another tooth.

3c. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile... and though mine look like a million bucks, the IRS wants an independent appraisal.

3d. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile... and with the amount i owe, they've already got liens on the gold in my fillings.

Answer 8

1. Regular naps prevent old age but you miss out on those small bits of life.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having to makes you experienced

3. i have no idea