Can you compose a poem for the upcoming presidential race ?

Question

Can you compose a poem for the upcoming presidential race ?

Answer 1

Granted it's a little minimalist:

Here it is:

The Story of Every Election

No matter who wins

we lose

Answer 2

              The Pres 2008

                     By

                Ben Dover

Oh that we would once more see

A politician who would honest be.

It happened once in 1863.

Good ole Abe Lincoln was he.

Alas, today we only have

Only the choice of two evils, lad.

One is for Change

The other is our bane.

That is what makes me so sad.

Too bad.

Answer 3

Layla,

If I write it in Rap music lyrical form, this is what I would spit:

RACE 4 DA PREZ

It's almost November here we go again/We had eight years in the Bushes and they dirty friends/Democrat or Republican it all depends/Things are at critical mass close to breaking what bends/McCain is old school money and a prisoner of war/Full commitment to the country of what he's fighting for/Yeah he served in Vitnam he did a double tour/He might be old and stiff but he's being hardcore/Barack Hussein Obama tell me what's in a name/He's from the streets of Chicago and he talks a good game/He took Hillary's nomination and drank it down with champaigne/He is young and vibrant so it's time for a change/And he's got a good rep the son from Illinois/Other global leaders treat him like one of the boys/At the presidential debate he look strong and poised/And the press is in love with him McCain is annoyed/The second decade is coming who will lead our country/We gotta turn this thing around the situation's gettin ugly/The free world's losing it's grip a million's not much money/This is our last gasp chance or we'll all go hungry... I'M OUT!!

Answer 4

Sure.  Need some time on it first.