Can you create a COURT ROOM drama that includes these "O" lines? (for the fun of it!)?

Question

Open and shut case.

Order in the court!!

Objection overruled.

ONCE was enough!

Over and done with.

Oak barrel.

Opal Nightshade.

Obscene and ostentatious.

Answer 1

From the diary of Hamilton Burger

20 August 2008

It was an OPEN AND SHUT CASE as far as I was concerned.  Johnny had been caught with the OAK BARREL full of OBSCENE AND OSTENTATIOUS "toys" outside the "OPAL NIGHTSHADE," a local house of ill repute.  It was clear to me that he was stealing them from the place.  

In his defense, Johnny's lawyer claimed that Johnny was bringing them TO the place as he had been having some ED issues the past few times he visited.  He had been disappointed that it had been OVER AND DONE WITH so quickly and he was hoping to extend his time so to speak.  As his lawyer put it, "ONCE WAS NOT ENOUGH" for Johnny.  

When I objected because the lawyer had no evidence that Johnny had indeed bought the items himself, the judge quickly rapped his gavel and said "OBJECTION OVERRULLED!"  I tried not to think that this quick ruling might be due to the fact that the Judge was part owner fo the Opal Nightshade and had a vested interest in helping it avoid bad publicity.  If people thought the girls weren't "talented" enough to please the likes of Johnny, the business would surely suffer.  

As I tried to pursue my objection further, the Judge snapped "I heard you the first time.  ONCE WAS ENOUGH!! "  He then quickly ruled Johnny not guilty which brought a rousing cheer from the "ladies" from the Opal Nightshade who had gathered in the courtroom to watch the proceedings.  

"Order in the court!!!" the judge shouted, as the girls gathered around Johnny and the case of "toys" and led him from the building.  To be honest, they seemed far more interested in what was in the case than in Johnny.

I could only shake my head at this obvious miscarriage of justice and wonder how, after all these years, Perry Mason still manages to win EVERY case he takes on.

Answer 2

Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1875

"I Did Not Steal The d**n Barrel!"

" I object. I want a new counselor. This one is Obscene and ostentatious and expects free drinks at the Long Branch!"

Kitty glared at Doc Adams who had recommended him.

Doc squinted and shrugged his shoulders."Psst! Kitty! The only other person willing to take your case was Festus."

" GAWD!! ONCE was enough!" Kitty jumped up, causing her bouffant to come undone.Several members of the gallery broke into laughter.

Judge Barnes Noble, known throughout the west as "The Decider," (ie check the credits) banged the gavel. "Order in the court!! Objection overruled. AND....

I'll hear no more chit chat regarding your other ...ahem....lawyer . Mr. Haggen was scruffy, cantankerous, and only marginally literate ! Now....May we please proceed with this.....*cough*....CASE?!"

Mr. Mustard, the prosecutor,stood up. "Your honor. I have two eye witnesses who will swear that they saw Miss Kitty lurking....That's right....LURKING outside the window of Marshal Dillon's office! Under the circumstances that is a mighty strange place for her to LURK!! And they saw her standing next to the Oak barrel...... And this was the LAST time it was seen."

The judge agreed." Miss Kitty? Since your relationship with Marshal Dillon is Over and done with, WHY were you outside of his office, hiding in the alley?"

"I wasn't LURKING OR HIDING!!! I was trying to adjust three of my petticoats and I needed privacy!"

The judge,prosecutor and 12 member jury all ogled her up and down.

"You're all a bunch of perverts! And futhermore! You look like an idiot in that wig and you are grossly over-weight!"  she screamed at the judge.

And YOU.....MEAN MR. MUSTARD...... what in the h**l would I want with an old , termite-eaten barrel?!"

Opal Nightshade, one of the ladies who had witnessed for the prosecution, screamed out:" LIAR,LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!! Myrtle and I saw you there, plain as day!"

"So WHAT, you old hussey?! That doesn't mean I stole anything."

The prosecutor asked his witness to sit down. " Judge Noble.... This is an Open and shut case. The broad stole the goods."

Kitty lunged  and grabbed Mr. Mustard by the throat.

She rolled her eyes back in her head and stuck out her tongue, which had turned an odd shade of green.

" I DID NOT STEAL THE d**n BARREL!!"

To be continued

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

Judge Barnes Noble ..... http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixelbuffer...

The prosecutor ...... http://www.flickr.com/photos/nerboo/2578...

Opal Nightshade......  http://www.catholicnews-tt.net/v2005/sup...

Miss Kitty ...http://www.halloween-mask.com/Alvarez/ex...

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