Can you create a funny south of the border tale that includes most of these phrases.....for fun??

Question

1) What EXACTLY do you mean by "Mosey"??

2) I heard you were calling me out!

3) If it ain't worth fightin' for then.......

4) I'll have four over easy and a side of scrapple.

5) She was as lovely as a spring morning and just as_____

6) Jalapeno Hal's Hacienda Cafe

7) She was a standing there giving me looks that made my mouth water.

8) Come a little bit closer.

9) Whistlin' Dixie.

Answer 1

I was heading down south one hot summer day when I came across a bothered looking clown.  He began to shout at me, talking about Mosey, so i said to the clown "what exactly do you mean by mosey"?.  He offered no answer so I went on my way, but the clown came running behind me and told me i had been calling him out.  He said he was thirsty and would I lend him some water, I said yes, h**l it aint worth fighting for.  Then I realised that I had no water so I went to a local diner "I'll have four over easy and a side of scrapple" i said to Dina, the waitress.  Ah Dina, she was as lovely as a spring morning and just as fresh.  It was a nice little diner but the eggs were spicy.  I should have read the sign, it was called "Jalapeno Hal's Hacienda Cafe".  With my mouth watering I asked for some milk, she just stood there looking at me which made my mouth water more.  She said she couldn't hear me so I told her to come a little bit closer.  Dina said she liked me style and that we should go for a drink after her shift, she told me to meet her at "Whistlin' Dixie"... I think she was having me on because that bar doesn't exist!