Can you describe how one can have s*x involving the ear?

Question

I saw this on TV, which sort of left it to the imagination. Most creative wins. Yes, humor counts too.

I put this category under "performing arts" because I didn't know exactly which category this would fit into. And hey, this can be considered "performing arts". I figure it would involve some amount of artistic thought and performance. lol

Answer 1

Hey, some girls have big enough ears.  ;)  j/k

Answer 2

Well if the guy was 4 years old....

Answer 3

It's like shooting targets. The girls gotta point her ear toward the guy, and the guys gotta try and shoot his load in the ear. 25 points if you hit the ear lobe, 50 points if you get it in the ear, 100 points if it makes its way to the ear drum.

Answer 4

to have s*x with the ear, like meg did in family guy, is a very painful process. you will not have fun, but u will stay abstinate. you must warm the p***s up un the sink with warm water, the airdry it outside

this wil give it a smoother texture. then you must lubricate the p***s (not a condom because that just feels weird for the girl).  once you have done that, you must pull open the girls ear a little bit and stick something in it.  keep largening the things you put in it until ur p***s can fit.  now you are ready to have earsex.

Answer 5

OMG you saw family guy, WOW