Can you do anything to make me happy

Question

Can you do anything to make me happy

Answer 1

ok..here i found a jokes...i just copy it to make you happy ;-P

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just

twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend : What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

Answer 2

I could try but if sick monkey didn't make you happy I don't know how else to make you happy.

Answer 3

sick monkey's already posted really funny jokes. But you can check out The Crab Knight

Answer 4

Anything for u...

What do you want me to do to please u....?  

Answer 5

let me tickle you, and you'll laugh non stop

juz kiddin, if i'm feeling sad or down, i'll eat (keluar makan ramai2), sleep or watch comedy movie

agree with cactus

Answer 6

ummm disUnited the devils ha....hahahahahhaha

Answer 7

go to wwww.doublehawk.piczo.com

Answer 8

Sadly, no.

I would dance on the table, NAKED, for you. But that might make you hysterical....or, give you phobia....

On a serious note, no one person can make another happy. No one owes another happiness. It's our own responsibility to make ourselves happy.

Answer 9

ya ...if we knew what your problem is..to start with !!

Answer 10

I give you a star..can eh?  

Answer 11

Can. but not everything.

Answer 12

first thing first.. what makes you happy???

PEACE =D

Answer 13

*dances*

Answer 14

dont sad la... smile for me la... i wan see ur big yellow teeth... :) :) aww see how cute u smile!!

Answer 15

yes i can give you back yours 3 points if you select mine as the best answer..............lol

Answer 16

Why should i do that ? any things in return ? if i can make you happy ?be happy you will happy !