Can you get a Violation Notice?

Question

for being bad in bed?

Answer 1

Oh man, that would suck really bad.

I mean, getting a violation in your mailbox is bad, but to wake up to a violation note....

UGH

~Shae

Answer 2

i keep a report button handy when having s*x

Answer 3

I think me and Karen have slept with some of the same guys.

Answer 4

"We are currently updating the site. You may experience some ODD behaviour while we do so. Please do not turn off your computer...ever."

Way to go Costigan... give them an idea they like..

sigh.

Answer 5

Probably.  I mean, if she picks your clothes up and tells you to get the ef out of her house, thats pretty much a VN.

Answer 6

No i don't think so

Answer 7

lmao. nope i get 10 points for being good in bed

Answer 8

I guess so.  So that was why your SO was mumbling earlier.  Sorry buddy.  Lets go to the bar, first round is on me.

Answer 9

Probably only if you're dating a "midget" policeman with self esteem issues.

<---he reccomends that you NOT point and laugh simultaneaously

Answer: Depends on the situation

Answer 10

d**n am I glad you asked this question and honestly I think I have put a couple of bad lays "on suspension"...But generally the only written notice they get from me says something along the lines of:

Dearest (insert jack offs name here)

Due to the fact that you chased after me for weeks and when I finally broke down in a moment of pure weakness and let you take your "shot at the title" you were a total disappointment. Please don't call me, I'll call you...The very next time I'm in the mood for a dead f*ck!

Answer 11

let's just say that you don't want to know how the "thumbs down" in bed works.  

Answer 12

that would be considered a non-moving violation, I'd assume

:)~

Answer 13

I have a big red flag that pops up at the foot of my bed it reads..."She has been violated and did not enjoy it".....♥

Answer 14

i don't know. it depends all on you.

Answer 15

Not yet......just don't leave your computer on while your being bad in bed

Answer 16

Yes, but you can also get stars.

Answer 17

can you imagine if seconds after s*x, some grim-faced granny from yahoo shows up at your door to deliver a VN? it could happen, man...it could happen.