Can you get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Question

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed!!

Answer 1

You are the man! Here I was, thinking you had actually gotten yourself into this jam and did some miraculous thing to survive it and tell us about it.

Good one, got me. My gullable meter must be pretty high today.

Answer 2

Good one...........

Answer 3

Very good, I will have fun at the Pub with that !!!

Answer 4

Climb out of the car and onto the pig, helicopter, or fire engine.

Answer 5

slam into the side of the firetruck

sideswipe the firetruck forcing it over and off the road  and swerve around the pig the helicopter then hits the pig

or sideswipe the firetruck forcing it to break and hit the helicopter and then slam onto the breaks before hitting the pig/swerving around the pig

goodluck

Answer 6

hahah that is funny!

...i think it is more funny how pple actually gave u realy answers to this too

Answer 7

hhhhmmmmmmmm thats ok

Answer 8

Hit the overdrive button and when the wings come out push the retro button and as you take off yell thank you james bond.

Answer 9

I would lightly tap my brakes enough to turn on my brake lights...and to slowly decelerate...and also to indicate to the helicopter of my intentions...I don't believe the helicopter would intend to crash into me..so the pilot would slow down too..to avoid a collision.

Upon slowing enough....once the fire truck has gone ahead of me...then I would have a clear lane behind the truck to pull in behind it....and then..I would be out of that dangerous situation.

Answer 10

Pretty funny but not really a question if you give the answer.

Answer 11

very good !!