Can you give me any tips on how to write a really good complaints letter?

Question

Seeing as this is a section full of complainants :)

Answer 1

try beginning it with "if not,there will be.............."

Answer 2

Go to the suggs board and just start typing. Don't forget to throw in the words clique and gang several times.

Answer 3

http://www.howtocomplain.com/info/cl-tem...

Answer 4

I'd go with Snizz's advice. She always moans and complains at me...

Answer 5

You were born complaining,you don't need pointers from us,you're an expert :)

Answer 6

Is it to Yahoo? Don't bother.

Answer 7

Keep it formal and eloquent and make sure you express how angry you are but without going off on one because then they'll just put it down as a rant. Good luck :)

Answer 8

Depending on what you wish to 'complain" about, if it's something in the consumer world, or the customer service field and you were the consumer or customer, I would make my letter non-emotional and only state facts as your complaint(s). Details are also important.

I have worked in a corporate job for years and received many complaint letters and if the letter is professional and factual rather than emotional, your chances of being heard and taken seriously are that much greater.

Good luck to you.  

Answer 9

I'd go with Jo's answer....not giving a f**k wastes far less energy than complaining.

All though I am rather partial to both ;-)

Or just  poo in the envelope..

Answer 10

no can do...not much of a complainer

Answer 11

I didn`t think you were the sort to complain Ermintrude!!

You`ve been spending too much time on that Forum thing methinks.

Is this a section of complainers?? Easy come, easy go me.

I would word it - To all it may concern, i dont give a f**k. Hope you enjoy the Bank Holiday weekend. xx.

Answer 12

give them the facts,be polite,demand some action?

Answer 13

Be polite but firm . Make your complaint and stick to the facts . Tell them what you expect to be done as compensation  

Answer 14

if to yahoo waste of time so I wrote the following one to them about a deleted question about looking out for the virus link that seems to have stolen passwords. I don't think they will like it and to be honest I don't give a d**n

this is what I sent in my appeal email. below.

If telling people that a virus link that you allowed to be posted had stolen peoples passwords is against the rules maybe you lot should have that on your home page rather than the BS about some celebrity are what is coming up in d**n soap operas.

Answer 15

Ok here's the trick, use the F word as every other word.

Dear f**** Soso,

I F**** have a F***** complaint, because F******

you get the f**** picture!!! :)