Can you give me some mean and nasty jokes to joke on these boys because the think they can joke good?

Question

Can you give me some mean and nasty jokes to joke on these boys because the think they can joke good?

Answer 1

tell them theres a snake in their black forest LOL

no offense plz

Answer 2

beat up thier sister

Answer 3

Tell them

Yo momma so fat she wears a spandex wedding ring

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to h**l!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat a** over!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Hit me up if you need more

Answer 4

Put some dog-doo in a paper bag.  Put the bag on the front porch, and set it on fire.  Ring the doorbell, and run away.  Whoever opens the door will stomp on the burning bag to extinguish the fire.  He will get a smelly surprise on his foot.

Answer 5

Tim, you should have been here last night,' said Liam.

'Why's that?' said the big fellow.

'Well, there was a man in this bar last night selling cigarettes for £1 a thousand.'

'Why didn't you buy me twenty?' asked Tim.