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Can you guess his age ?

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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the h**l and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

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  1. ha ha ha!!! wicked old lady!!!


  2. ha ha! that was very funny .LMAO :D

  3. haha

  4. I am loving that   What a hoot!

  5. Wow, that's brilliant! How did you come up with that?

  6. hahaha brilliant!its cheating!the woman had a chance!

  7. lol

  8. Hee hee hee!!!

  9. that's funny! :)

    *star

  10. WOW! Superb joke!  Oh, my God!  I just love that old lady!  I wish all 85 year old ladies could take a leaf from her book!!!.

  11. rotflmfao

  12. HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!

  13. this is really a good one ;thanks for the laugh

  14. OMG!! i nearly fell out of my chair laughing!! good one!! =))

  15. Ha ha ha! Love it!

  16. cheeky woman! lol  

  17. funny, now where can I find that old lady

  18. heard before but still good

  19. Haha sounds like my gran

  20. dats good!

  21. ha ha ha thats great i did not see that coming....

  22. Lol, that's hilarious, enjoy your star :-)

  23. HAHAHAHHAAH! THAT'S DURRRRTY!

  24. Wahaha .... never expected that...hahaha!!!

  25. I've heard this one before.

    Only it was a woman who had turned 50, and the old man in the joke used her b*****s to tell what age she was.

    I saw it in a magazine originally. It's a good joke.

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