Can you guys give me suggestions on catchy phrases for a mexican fiest? Thanks.?

Question

I'm having this party in a couple of days, and I need to send the invitations out on monday, but I don't want them to be tacky or anything. Thanks for your help:D

Answer 1

Caffine isnt working, get the jumper cables (will)

You! Off my planet!(will)

If I throw a stick, will you leave? (will)

How do I set a laser printer to stun? (will)

This isn't a school. It's h**l with fluorescent lighting. (will)

I plead contemporary insanity. (will)

Is it time for your medication or mine? (will)

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done (will)

a good friend will come bail u out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to u saying "dang that was fun" (caitlin)

i don't suffer from insanity, i'm enjoying every minute of it

so, other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play?

i finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, just tell me it's not a train

there cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full

a conclusion is the place where u get tired of thinking

don't be so open-minded, ur brain might fall out

normal people scare me

people have the right to be stupid but some abuse the privilege

if everything seems to be going well, u have overlooked something

i just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory

george washington's brother is the uncle of our country

you're unique, just like everyone else

why is abbreviation such a long word?

what's another word for synonym?

what is the speed of dark?

the world is full of apathy, but nobody seems to care

if your left arm was cut off, ur right arm would be left

why is the fear of long words called "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?

if you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

7/5 of all people do not understand fractions

43% of all statistics are useless

don't play stupid with me, i'm probably better at it

how does the "thin ice" sign get out there in the first place?

he who dies with the most money is still dead

reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there

therapy is expensive, but popping bubble wrap is cheap

when you work as a team, there's always someone else to blame

my mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely

why do the numbers on a phone and the numbers on a calculator go different ways?

if you're in h**l, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

what's the opposite of opposite?

you have the right to remain silent, so shut up

if money corrupts, and time is money, do we all end up corrupted?

the pen is mightier than the sword, and a lot easier to write with

seen on a tombstone: i told you i was sick

too many freaks, not enough circuses

i'm not deaf, i'm ignoring you

why do the gazelle and the lion have to be enemies? one eats grass, and the other eats gazelles. oh, i see now

I know karate, kung fu, and 50 other dangerous words! Be afraid! (rachel)

Officer, i swear to drunk Im not god! (marta)

If life gives you a lemon, squirt someone in the eye (rachel)

This is an away message... you use it when your away (jennifer b.)

You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are all the same.(marta)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (alot of people)

SMILE! it scares people... (anonymous)

if life gives you a lemon, sell it. hey, might as well-- extra cash! then ask if life is planning on giving you any more free food... (i dont remember!!! also, sorry if its not exact)

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%? (iconator.com)

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!