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Can you guys help me with some good yo mama jokes?

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  1. yo mama is so stupid she wanted to join a gang and the guy said "get lost" so she went out and bought all 4 seasons


  2. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

    Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

    Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

    Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

    Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to h**l!

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

    Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

    Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

    Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

    Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

    Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

    Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

    Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

    Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

    Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

    Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

    Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

    Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

    Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

    Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

    Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

    Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

    Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

    Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

    Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

    Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

    Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

    Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

    Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

    Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

    Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

    Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

    Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

    Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

    Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

    Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

    when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

    she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

    folk exercise by jogging around her!

    when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

    she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

    she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

    NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

    she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

    small objects orbit her.

    she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

    when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.

    when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

    she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

    when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

    she could be the eighth continent.

    she nearly put Safeway out of business

    the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

    her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

    when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

    she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

    her fave food is seconds.

    her belt size is Equator.

    she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

    she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

    she shows up on radar.

    she needs a map to find her butt.

    she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

    she wears an asteroid belt.

    her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

    she has TB ... 2 bellys.

    she's once, twice, three times a lady.

    she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

    the circus use her as a trampoline

    stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

    when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

    she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

    she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

    she deep fries her toothpaste.

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    Hope these help! Have fun!

  3. yo momma is so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are Family"

    yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out

    yo family is so poor that when you threw a party someone accidentally, stepped on a cigarette and your dad said, who turned off the heat?

    That's all I got. I hope they help

  4. yo mama is so ugly she put the boogie man out of business!

    yo mama is ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals!

    yo mama is so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

    yo mama is so poor burglars break into her home and leave money

    yo mama is so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

    yo mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

    yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bath water

    Yo mama's so d**n stupid on a job application it said "s*x" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

  5. yo mamma is so fat when she walks roun in public evry1 shouts taxi!

    yo mamma is so fat that if she opens her mouth evryone goes in and sings. Our house, in the middle of our street!

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