Can you guys write the craziest resignation letter?

Question

Lets say you guys are resigning,, how would a ridicoulous, crazy, funny letter would be like?

Crazy ok la,, but i dont want 18 ,,

just umum,, umum,,

Answer 1

Hi ! Boss,

I have no regrets to have  to inform you that I am eloping with your wife, and I am taking RM100 million of your company's money in untraceable bills with me. When you read this letter, we will be far far away.   Please take this note as my resignation letter  with immediate effect, as I have no time to give the required one month's notice.  In doing so, I hereby forfeit my last month's salary.  Do not try to find us, as we have change our identities.

Yours ungratefully,

Sdomised Employee

Answer 2

nah!! mad cow's link is ur complete guide. me rotf reading it!

though.. big balls and a weenie bat..that's not crazy words..its meeean!!

Answer 3

Boss,

YOU ARE FIRED !!!

Signed,

Your delighted employee

Answer 4

Read the link below...............

Answer 5

dear Mr. XOXO,

i hereby to pronounce my resignation.. why?? because you always ask me to do silly thing.. what??? you cant do it by yourself??? i know you're fat, and you cant even look at your own feet, but if you try you can do it, Mr. XOXO.. i want to state here that im not leaving your company because of your bad body odour or your foul mouth, its just that i want to reach my career with a company where the boss is one hot lady..

yours sincerely,

Spirit of Ecstasy.

Answer 6

G'day boss!

Apa macam macha?....Haritu kasitau mau bagi saya the 'highest position' dlm u punya company. Sekarang u bikin bodoh saja.

WOKEH, saya ini hari kasi berenti, itu hutang saya sama company kasi burn sajalah.

Oh, company punya bank account saya sudah kasi tutup, itu duit semua sudah saya kasi masuk dlm saya punya offshore account.

Jangan cari saya lagi.

Buhbye boss.

Yg Benar...

Zee...zzzz,.....

Answer 7

dear boss[not bo$$]

since i've received this year's bonus yesterday, i would like to resign...errmm...starting today...after lunch.

p/s: if u wanna buy me lunch, im pleased very2 much.

sgt2 ikhlas,

ur employee..

[ur ex employee; just after the lunch time]

Answer 8

Dear Sir,

Please inform effective from 1st January 2009 i'll quit this office even if you offer me your position. I'm sick at doing this not-so-interesting job. I owe u nothing and my Practicing Cert will be expired on that particular date.

Yours sincerely,

Not-so-loyal-worker

c.c. Clients  

Answer 9

found this on net!!ahhaha..i lol..........

Jenny ingin putuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui

surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my heart. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

Jenny

Answer 10

wey boss,

aku cm rase nak berenti la.

ko bg tak?

tak kesah la. ko xbagi pon aku mmg nk berenti gak.

jumpe lagi k.

lagi 1 hutang teh tarik tu ko simpan je la..

lots of love,

-your name-

Answer 11

Dear Madam

It is unfortunate to inform that I am tendering my resignation effective immediately.

Throughout my service, you have taught me a great deal of how to become a two-faced heartless cold b*tch and for that I thank you.  I shall apply it for my future endeavor with reference to your name and company.

Prior to leaving, I took the liberty of sending all P&C files to the ACA and I can assure you that you will hear from them very soon.

Thank you again.

Answer 12

Dear Boss,

I resign.

Yours Sincerely,

Kuli batak.

Answer 13

dear mr .....

i tander this resignation latter 2 week notice effective from ....

the reason i wanna resign because im tired to working with you and asking the increment every year..

i tried to warn u with my super smelly f**t to make you understand how i feel but its not work ..u still sturborn and your nose is very tought..maybe u dont mind about that warn because your armpit smell is worse than my f**t smell...and this is the another reason why i need to quit ( i cannot stand for that origin perfume anymore)

regards

lets talk now

Answer 14

To CEO,

Kindly consider this as your resignation letter as I am promoted to sit on your chair. Hope to get your response as soon as possible.

Regards,

Employee  

Answer 15

the most craziest resignation letter i wrote was sending it back using

the year end bonus envelope i received on the very next day.........lol  

Answer 16

Boss,

to-morrow i resign ah?? bkos i dont like u and u always cut my pay. fuel price increase, where got enuf money to pay for my car. somemore i got not enuf money to buy "tau h*i"

love,

king kong