Can you have s*x in the military?

Question

Can you have s*x in the military?

Answer 1

Only with yourself. It helps stop the spread of diseases.

LMAO - what kind of question is this?  

Answer 2

If you are he'in and she'in, you must wait until you get back with she.

If you're he'in and  he'in, be quite and don't tell, if you're me'in and me'in, and if you don't get caught, who's gonna know!?

Answer 3

If you have s*x in the military, you'll probably end up having to pick up a prescription for Valtrex as well....

Just don't have s*x with anyone that's married...bad juju.  If you have any doubts, ask to look at their official records (ERB or whatever).  Don't ask for trouble and don't look for trouble.

ALWAYS use protection!!!

Answer 4

in a car, in a bed, in a minute, in a flash, in a snow storm, and if you think you can get away with it ,in the military, BUT NOT ON MY WATCH!!

Answer 5

Lol, of course... Not when you are working, but after hours, and on leave go for it!

Answer 6

Of course you can, you can do anything after boot camp training..it's like a normal job.

Answer 7

nope.  i had a career in the military, retired from the service...never got laid.

sucks to be me!

Answer 8

Well lets see, the PX stocks hand lotion and you get issued towels so, it looks like you're good to go!

Answer 9

With restrictions:

Only with members of the opposite s*x.

If you're enlisted, only with enlisted; officers only with officers, or outside your chain of command, or with civilians. I'd suggest you be selective when it comes to civilians.

Not during working hours.

As long as it doesn't affect your work.

As long as you're careful.

I'd also advise against messing around with members of the families of senior officers -- especially flag officers.

If you're in a hurry to get out, break any of these rules.

Answer 10

Lol this is a funny question one i havent heard. The answer is no we are all abstanent untill we get out then we s***w the first thing walking on two legs we c..... jk

Answer 11

Only with the opposite s*x and missionary is the only authorized position, lol

Answer 12

Only if the Drill Sergeant teaches you by the numbers...

Answer 13

only if your partner is also a military member and you have to engage in intercourse in cadence and precision, military style!

Answer 14

ummm i do all the time, ahh but one rule, no s*x in the motor pool lol

Answer 15

oh yes.. lots of it lol

In several different places, and positions (who knew) to... He's a E-6 though....

Answer 16

Absolutely not. Locked, steel underwear for everyone.

Answer 17

only if it is issued

Answer 18

WTF!?!?!?

Can you breathe in the Military?