Can you help I am really struggling in my job and everyone is picking on me , what can i do?.?

Question

there was a chap who had the job before me called tony but he has left a right mess behind him and now he will not answer my calls , what am i to do

Answer 1

Well, a little bit o' circle-jerk is always rewarding.

Answer 2

What can I say Gordon. Your avarice pushed you into taking on a job which you are not capable of doing. While Tony was simply inept, you are a complete and utter moron intent on ruining everything you have anything to do with. My advice is resign now before you are kicked out.........Your friend David.

Answer 3

declare war on a country begingin with I it always destressed george bush..... lets hope he dosen't think its I-ngland.

Answer 4

Get the Dr to sign you off with "anxiety and depression" and go on the sick.  Everyone else is doing it.

Answer 5

a Cabinet reshuffle is always a bit of fun

Answer 6

Sit back and put your feet up.  We all know that the civil service runs the country and you're just a figurehead and that all the things the Currant Bun is blaming on you are actually the result of American economic and foreign policy.  If you don't resign, you can keep your snout in the trough for another 3 years.

Answer 7

its time to move on. get a job that is more suitable for moronic useless people. my street needs sweeping . maybe thats something you could do. try to be positive . you are positively no good at your job. so leave please

Answer 8

Obviously this Tony chap wants to see you fail as then he will look better always the way i am afraid.You could try holding your hands up and admit you have run out of ideas because lets be honest you have tried your oppositions ideas and we know they do not work.You could learn from tony resign and let the next bunch make you look better than you really were.Wait ten years tell everybody how you will make it better and bingo back on the gravy train or look for a new job within Europe they employ anyone that has failed elsewhere and you don't even need a vote!

Answer 9

Won't be long now and you can watch and laugh at the next bloke making an even worse mess of it.

Answer 10

oh gordon, if you have to ask....

Answer 11

quit!!

Answer 12

If you really want to make the job work you need to get a plan together.

Draw up a list of the problems you have got to overcome.

Estimate the time it will take to solve them.

Take these to your boss and ask if there is anyone else that can give you any assistance.

You will be seen as proactive and enthusiastic.  Even if it doesn't lessen the time taken to do the job it will ensure that everyone knows you are doing your best to make inroads.

into the backlog.

Of course - not too sure Queenie is actually that interested!