Can you help me cheer up?

Question

i am kinda sad right now well really sad can you say something nice or maybe a funny joke or something fun i can do anything please i need it.

Answer 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0XGKuC-... <LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RleadtrKm... i like the lipstick prank!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIIDP2nfE...

Answer 2

Read some of the "Do you think I'm pregnant" posts out here... that should give you a good laugh.     ;)

*hugs*

Answer 3

pudding

BAHAHAHAHA

lol...uhh go look up salad fingers on youtube  and ask yourself if the creators really had a mental problem...i think they may have....

and whenever your sad or depressed remeber that YOU out of the other millions of sperm was strong enough to make it through...teehee

Answer 4

knock knock whose there, knock knock, whose there knock knock whose there

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how many times do you have to hear it, its "knock knock"

Who makes more money a hooker or a crack dealer..................................... a hooker, why.... cause she can wash off her crack and sell it again....

What do you get when a shrimp, a lobster, a fish, and a crab walk into a bar..........

seafood bar... get it like a food bar, to eat.

feel better

Answer 5

Watch the fred videos on youtube .. they always put a smile on my face XD

Answer 6

oh oh i know!!!! when i feel sad, i type in "prank calls" on youtube. they make me laugh my a** off hahahahaha. they are so halarious. and dont be sad! you have the rest of your life to look forward to and you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT!!! but look up prank calls on youtube its halarious. in fact me and my brother put one on its called "oscar is deseased". im the one in the red shirt in the background. its not that funny but it is a little. but just type in prank calls and you will be laughing till you cry in no time.

Answer 7

ok what do u call a deer who cant see?    No Eye-deer

What do u call a deer with three legs and cant see?  Still no eye-deer!

If u hate hannah montanna like i do (srry hannah montanna lovers) go to myyearbook and look up davedays. they have some funny stuff like obsessed with miley cyrus!  

When pigs go to jail what do they put on their wrists?  Ham-cuffs!!!

Answer 8

aw. why are you sad?='[

type in comedy on youtube.com and that can cheer you up!=]

Answer 9

Poor thing! Chin up, things will get better. I PROMISE!!! :)

Answer 10

Satan Himself

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

HOPE THIS HELPS!  TAKE CARE

Answer 11

I have a joke :)

Edit...

Answer 12

Don't THINK. Stop thinking and clear your head. Just literally stop thinking and start listenin to Dave (matthews) Drink some wine take some acid and lose your mind! Or you could go hiking....sober.  

Answer 13

when i'm sad i just look at fat people . or eat but then you'll get fat so mabye thats not a good idea o well.

Answer 14

if ur dad a toaster and ur mom a flashlight wat are u?????

lightly toasted :p

cheer up

Answer 15

read the question that asks " can i be pregnant from masturbating"

ROFL

or listen to the Andy Milinakis theme song on youtube. that always makes me smile lol

Answer 16

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and SKITTLES popped out!

What do you call something that is brown and sticky???

A stick

Answer 17

aw why?

search:

"Jeffree Star says "OH h**l NAW!"

on youtube:].

or go surf some you tube!