Can you help me finish this sentence: You are better than:?

Question

I'm looking to pay a great compliment with a little humor attached,,,any advice?

Answer 1

...the burger in the bun but could do with a little bit more mustard.

Answer 2

You are better than yesterday and good today but no where near the great person you will be tomorrow!  (Don't forget me in your will!)

P.S. (Don't forget me in your will!) is optional in the above.

Answer 3

the best.

Answer 4

You are better than...

...a date with George Clooney.  (...or pick your fave celebrity)

...a hot fudge sundae.

...a fruit cake at Christmas.

...Santa!

...wearing clean socks.

...a freshly baked apple pie.

...Free Beer Night at the bowling alley!

...popcorn at the movies.

...chocolate.

...a warm bed on a cold night.

...seat belts in a crash.

...dancing the tango with a gorilla.

...a trip to Disneyland.

...magic.

...Madonna.

...Charlie's Angels.

...ice cold lemonade on a hot day.

...Bond ...James Bond.

...money.

...a baby's smile.

...young love.

...bacon.

...the smell of coffee brewing in the morning.

...chili cheese fries.

...Ben and Jerry's Karamel Sutra ice cream.

...frickles and dip.  (frickles are batter-dipped fried pickles)

...reading the Sunday paper on the patio of a summer morning.

...sleeping in.

...5 minutes of peace and quiet.

...Batman.

...a bubble bath.

...a day at the spa.

...pink.

...paying taxes.

...Pres. Bush's approval ratings.

...Congress ...or the Senate ...combined.

...a speeding a ticket.

...any Jim Carrey movie.

...fighting Mike Tyson.

...an appointment with your dentist.

...a visit by your mother-in-law.

...a vacation in Bangladesh.

...a cab ride in Tijuana.

...riding a camel.

...hugging a sweaty Sumo wrestler.

...petting a porcupine.

...a colonoscopy.

Answer 5

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Answer 6

a piece of tissue going into the toliet....or is that mean?

Answer 7

a redfaced baby

Answer 8

You are better than the person I'll cling to for the rest of my life.[my hubby or my wife of course ;)]

Answer 9

1. a paved street of gold in the

odd neighbor

2. water in an 100 degree

temperature and matching humidity

3. chocolate to the holic