Can you help me make up a fictional 'about me' section?

Question

for myspace/facebook.

I thought it would be funny to make up an elaborate fictional life story for my about me section. Can you help me out? Just give me a sentence or two if you want. Thanks.

ex. I was born in the amazon, adopted by savages...

Answer 1

you clearly have alot of time on your hands

Answer 2

You're an Ex-born again Christian Vegan who suddenly realized while vacationing in sunny Mexico that you have the body of a s**y p**n star and that that was your TRUE calling.

You enjoy water skiing, collecting bottle caps and you love furry kittens!

Your dislikes: tight underwear, spoiled milk and waiting for hours for the bus when you take public transportation!

Answer 3

Why lie about yourself?  I'm quite sure you could tell the truth and make yourself very  sound interesting.  

Answer 4

The best lies are feasible ones.  Lines I've tried with some success include:

"I have done a little stunt work including the James Bond movie, Goldeneye" (select a cool movie you know enough about)

"I had a small online bookshop which was bought out by Amazon"

"I began training with NASA as a child but the youth training programme was closed down by the Clinton government"

Answer 5

Heyyy. I used to be a super serial killer, but i went to rehab and got over it. I love monkeys and HGTV, and I'm here to meet friends =]

i dunno im in a weird mood.