Can you help me put together an excuse list for Canada?

Question

I want reasons for Canada's lack of medals.

First rule: you must assume that Canadians in the Summer Games are just as good as other athletes.

Second rule: you must have a sense of humour.

My list:

1) It's too hot in China.

2) Our athletes couldn't get the skates off of their feet before their events. That's because the skates are surgically implanted the day after birth.

3) Our athletes feel bad when they beat other athletes.

4) Our athletes know that the losers get more sympathy kisses from pretty girls (for the guys) and handsome guys (for the ladies)

5) Our sports columnists need something to write about, and it's easier to write more about whining than about winning.

Answer 1

Canada is actually winning a ton of medals, but the U.S. keeps claiming that they're theirs since Canada is, after all, just a part of the U.S.

Answer 2

"Well if the Politicians weren't the most crooked in the world, maybe more funding would go to the athletes."

They only care about hockey.  

Don Cherry isn't at the Olympics.

There aren't enough athletes from "Kingston"  LOL

Canada is the 4th highest taxed country in the world.

WE are the 51st state whether the rest of them want to admit it or not.

Leafs suck?

Since there are more than 6 teams in the NHL, Leafs won't ever win the Cup!

They might win at the q***r rowing or something  LOL

Answer 3

1. they suck at sports

2. they suck at sports

3. they suck at sports

4. they suck at sports

5. they suck at sports

Answer 4

The leaves aren't crisp in China

Answer 5

6) Canadians can't speak Chinese or understand Chinese instructions.  So they were lost on the way to the competition.

Answer 6

It's because they do not get funded like other countries. The funding has now been increased as of APRIL this year. Now look for medals in 2016.Now perhaps these posts will stop.

Answer 7

6).  They focused too much on Tibet and Politics.  They forgot to train for the Olympic.

7)  They thought by Gold medals were awarded to people that whine the most.

Here is a funny one:

8)  Global Warming has melten away the Canadian edge in sports.

Answer 8

We have publicly funded health care and education systems and a very high standard of living where we are content with our lives and don't need to win contests to show that to ourselves.

Answer 9

Your excuse is "There Canadian"  lol

Answer 10

6) No maple syrup = no gold.