Can you help me to create a limerick that includes the name "Flanagan"?

Question

Thanks ;)))

Answer 1

Just start, "There once was a man named Flanagan..."

Who did something that rhymes with Flanagan....

Answer 2

Poor aul Jim Flanagan;

he looked just liked an orang-atan

big hairy and ginger;you could build a house on each finger.

He'd lift you high, to touch the sky;

And could bring back down again

Answer 3

There once was a man named Flanagan

who's bicycle had a flat-again

he decided to himself

this bike belongs on the shelf

so he walked himself home again

(sorry, think I lost it after the 2nd line LOL)

Answer 4

There once was a man named Flanagan,

Who went out with a girl called Joanne.

He hadn't a dime,

Turned to organised crime,

And ended up single again, man.

Hmm, hard to rhyme.

Nearest to 'Flanagan' I could come up with was 'Japan'.