So my girlfriend had just kissed a spanish waiter out side my school canteen, she felt really guilty about this, so she put hancuffs on herself and started to crouch on the floor. then from around the corner, David Beckham, Sol Campbell and Rio Ferdinand arrived. They asked what was going on and i explained. Then I said to David Beckham, can I ask you a very personal question? sure he answered, Whats it like bringing up your family in spain? whats it like to live there? i asked. Then he glanced to Rio Ferdinand, and they both but their thumbs in their mouths, and started to shout: hey pedro! at each other. not once, but over and over again untill Sol Campbell ran off.
please help me with this bizzare dream.
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