Can you list some of your original thoughts?

Question

I am to prove thought none of your thoughts are original.

Answer 1

I think of my thoughts.  

Answer 2

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Thought of it all by myself.

Answer 3

Have you ever seen a person so bow legged at the knees they couldnt hem a hog in a ditch?

You heard that one?  Please, do tell. :)

Answer 4

All knowledge of life existed from the beginning. It could not have happened otherwise. We are remembering it.

Answer 5

lol this is an intresting thought, if someone has to go the bathroom in the car, and they get in a car crash, do they pee all over?

well i found that one out, my friend said that another person had to do that, and died because her bladder exploded :P