Can you make me a short poem using these 2 phrases?

Question

"This kitchen is a mess."

"What a jerk."

It can be super short, it just has to have one or both of those phrases. It's for an inside joke I have with my dad....thanks a bunch!

Answer 1

this kitchen is a mess

the broken china on the floor

was my favorite kind- only the best

and the food that stained the walls

was worse than the graffiti

you would find on bathroom stalls

looked like a tornado went through

breaking plates and spilling food

and spilled in the middle was my prized stew

and there the marauder sat with a smirk

and sadly, the only comment that went through my mind

was the phrase "what a jerk"

it's a little corny but maybe that would help you out a bit.

Answer 2

what a jerk

with all those perks

now look at my dress

this kitchen is a mess.

Answer 3

The kitchen is a mess

My hands feel dirty

dishes piled up

like a busy interstate

He said he would do it

so I nodded to sleep

Its 2:00am -everything's the same

What a jerk-he left it

Answer 4

The cat sat on the cookies that I baked for Dad

I was happy, now I am sad

What a jerk

All that work, the cookies are flat where the cat sat

This kitchen is a mess.

Answer 5

This kitchen is such a mess;

I've no time for all this work,

And as I clean and bemoan this unfairness,

I think: what a jerk.

Answer 6

I  honestly confess

This kitchen is a mess.

To clean it up would take quite a bit of work;

My dad says "do it", and I say "what a jerk!"

Answer 7

Pain.

Hunger.

Must find something to eat.

He left us nothing.

What a jerk.

I look around.

All over I see evidence.

They were here.

This kitchen is a mess.

Devastation; and they're gone.

Answer 8

He told me my break would come.

But he's still sitting around like a bum.

I'm a teenage mother without the perks.

What a jerk!

How could they make me be the one,

To undo all that they had done?

This kitchen is a mess.

We won't even mention the rest!

I don't see how I can be

Expected to bathe and feed

Children that aren't even mine

My brother leaves them to me all the time!

Answer 9

"the kitchen is a mess" she screamed

falling to the floor, sobbing

what a wasted youth; a wasted life

serving those so ungrateful

"what a jerk" she whispered, legs splaying in shards of china and glass

"what have i become" she choked

watching their children,outside-joyful; joyful

products of hasty decisions

  altered realities

unaware of their fates

just enjoying the afternoon breeze